mari

THAT FEELS SO OBVIOUS?

what is the most accurate pronunciation? my brain always reads it as "mon-trahl"

EW

I have also never seen an episode of Friends 🥴

*Whitney Houston I Will Always Love You voice*

HENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII

Guys it's fat bear week!

I can't imagine how hard it must be to run a processed meat business in this day and age, all your emails probably go straight to spam

me opening my curtains after a three day depression "nap"

Remember when signing up to a mailing list meant you'd get an email every two or three weeks as opposed to three times a day.

Toji Fushiguro from jujutsu kaisen anime sits on top of a pile of bodies and weapons, with his arm stretched out and buttons falling through his fingers. One of the bodies being Gojo satoru face down.

Sorcerer Killer

#jjk #TojiFushiguro

One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested. Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away. House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.” Extinction Rebellion: how successful were the latest protests? Read more House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 💥

#btsfanart #jhope

i have post-covid hives now and so i'm just about ready to remove my skin with a cheese grater ngl lads

Screen cap of a social media post with a caption mocking certain attitudes in modern media fandom: “ “Is this character good or bad?” “Is this character problematic?” “Is this arc deserving of redemption or not?” Girl …” The answer comes in the form of a screen cap of the character Kashigi Yabushige from Shōgun and his iconic line: “I don’t have time for this Christian nonsense.”

About me:

thinking about this panel in particular

kpop demon hunters was quite fun!

how do we rectify this

yes!!! i miss u

i think there's only one person who follows me who will get this reference and the chances of them seeing it are slim

ukai keishin:

GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.

*scoffs* i don't think so

how i sit when i do my health and safety/DSE e-learning

Iwaizumi Hajime (31) showing his friends his new haircut.

#iwaizumi #oikawa #matsukawa #hanamaki #seijohfour

Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries, but still.

I don't understand how this is a real situation. I genuinely can't wrap my head around the lack of funding.

Wild you even have to request this stuff tbh!

Didn't think of that!! Hopefully they'll redeliver tomorrow.

Apparently stuff keeps trying to get delivered but isn't successful 😭

You're going to be fine because you're an amazing teacher. Those kids are so lucky to have you.