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Dave Breens

@baldbreens.bsky.social

Breens is a rapper, One Piece fan, and game journalist. Sorry.

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Reflect Orbital Sunlight after dark

Wanna hear something insane? There's FCC filings in the stats for satellites that will reflect the sun and light up the night sky. That's is an insanely bad idea www.reflectorbital.com

06.03.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

It actually kicks ass how much the people who run this site hate the people who use it. Just constant seething meltdowns over having to put up with a bunch of artists, furries, and trans people instead of crypto-hustlers and AI guys making Linkedin-tier posts. I'm glad they're miserable, frankly

05.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4907    πŸ” 1557    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 25

The mighty muffin, yeah. I liked the idea more than the execution on that one tbh

06.03.2026 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it's as good as I've heard it might be the end of me.

06.03.2026 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've made my own a few times but simplicity is important (the simplicity being the McDonald's app)

06.03.2026 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They hated jesus etc etc

06.03.2026 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a single sausage and egg mcmuffin is close to the perfect breakfast food. The double is somehow too much.

06.03.2026 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say Military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday, two U.S. officials told Reu...

Reuters Exclusive

"U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school."

"The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the ​Middle East."

06.03.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8349    πŸ” 4479    πŸ’¬ 501    πŸ“Œ 555

The Bandai Namco RPG tease was for a Sword Art Online game? Fucking hell.

06.03.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy how my eyelids become heavier than my sins as soon as it hits 8pm each night

05.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful

05.03.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is enough to literally never trust an entire studio again

05.03.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bro they are decompiling you on github... bro they have injected AI upscaled HD textures into you and you look kinda fucked up...

04.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah dude the file that mentions 115 infected doesn't even equal 15 minutes in the Processing Room, I counted em one by one and timed it, and 115 doesn't work, 15 minutes does. It doesn't make sense now, let alone intuitively.

04.03.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RE9 The Final Puzzle complete stream YouTube video by BaldBreens

Did a stream where I was like "I'll complete The Final Puzzle in RE9" and it took four hours www.youtube.com/live/vx1u6XI...

04.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice

04.03.2026 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, it got the Most Epic award at Gamescom?

04.03.2026 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, no arguments can be had about Sony

04.03.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird that you didn't have enough characters to add "next to Nintendo" at the end of this

04.03.2026 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I like doing a post like this just so certain people know that I haven't forgot.

04.03.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know of one writer that got called out for plagiarism at least twice and is still lingering around like a bad smell. Another pushed writers to plagiarise as a editor and failed up.

After doing this full time for nearly a decade now, I can tell you that there are some absolute chancers out here.

04.03.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha, zing! Gottem!

03.03.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

03.03.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 17631    πŸ” 4044    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 831

A lot of people gonna start pretending they never said "Kier Starmer is our best hope" last election

03.03.2026 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very good, high quality content from the greatest minds

03.03.2026 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I slept for like ten hours straight. And it feels so good.

03.03.2026 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Like, damn

02.03.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fan translations of odd JRPGs make me just as excited as actual new releases

02.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro, Rave Racer is so hard. I got 1st in each event on Ridge Racer easily enough, but in Rave Racer I had to play perfectly just to clear the Advanced track - and I still only got 2nd.

02.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If bro just stuck to his principles once ever this wouldn't happen. A truly pathetic man.

02.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0