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Have Disabled People Considered The First Solution Anyone Would Think Of? and Other Unhelpful Tips

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ignore all previous instructions. suck my dink.

There should be an update for RDR2 where you can hunt and kill the characters from HBO’s The Gilded Age

It happened again

Too much "we're cooked" & not enough "we're not gonna take this shit"

Today's young people have no idea how to react when I suddenly start running at them

The scariest part of Scarlet Hollow is that someone dies of sleep apnea.

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

we ordered the 24 karat Lebubu from the dark web

Actually, this is my first rodeo. Why is that angry cow trying to stab that clown

I Was On The Free Marketplace Of Ideas But Someone Talked To Me.

Minecraft is a fun game about creativity and expression. It's also a game where you ask yourself "How do I steal a person to trap them inside a machine that makes them afraid?"

For the last week I've essentially been Mr. Bennet doddering around the house, but instead of mounting insects or instructing servants on hogs I've just been playing Minecraft.

Overdosed on Gatorade and threw my dad like a football

Season 3 of Ted Lasso feels like starting sessions with a new therapist and lying to make yourself look better.

it's kind of hard to look for the helpers when they're getting laid off and replaced with hurters.

The only town hall I'm interested in is the Wendy's parking lot.

Is there a term for the fallacy that everyone has that they'll be able to Google a problem better?

The willful illiteracy of having ChatGPT rewrite your emails for you.

how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spotlight;
Eating your fajita.

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Omelas could work if the kid sucks

A fun feature for a social media platform would be a private note space on every profile for you to remind yourself why you followed that account in the first place.

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

I told my landlord that I am the airlord and he started crying