It'z Criz cristopia - Bluesky Statics

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Feliz día de Andalucía!!

28.02.2026 09:27 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A close-up of the Pokémon Browt's angry face.

u fuckin wot mate

27.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 1916 🔁 534 💬 2 📌 17

LMAO this is what happened in Spain with Podemos, but then they’ll need their help to get a coalition to govern 🫣

27.02.2026 12:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and none of those words appear in the Bible

26.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just test it by cooking. Does it beep? No. I'm sure it'll be fine.

Rinse and repeat

26.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh it was mainly with audiovisual stuff and games (because we had games stored lol) that we had to get a bit of creativity around

25.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Loooooove how the self esteem is jumping out of the window once again

25.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Getting bombarded by WOW Midnight content and... I'M SO CLOSE

25.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My biggest arch-enemy. Flashbacks of working in a library and having to come up with weird combinations

25.02.2026 10:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What do you mean I had to spend half a day writing some documentation because “things” weren’t clear, and now that documentation isn’t being used by the same person that asked me to do it?

25.02.2026 09:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today I chose violence at work and I’m sending receipts left and right to show people when they are wrong but didn’t want to spend 1 minute reading documents x

25.02.2026 09:17 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Or I may be getting sick

24.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Despite the sun today, SAD is sadding

24.02.2026 20:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You LOVE to be plugged

24.02.2026 13:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well. You’re writing reviews. That’s something

24.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

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Somebody send me to therapy because today I woke up feeling like listening to Hannah Montana 🫣

23.02.2026 09:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sunday scaries are being heinous today

22.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tea?

22.02.2026 12:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh to walk through empty streets of Manchester listening to Visions of Gideon.

What a weird mix

21.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jacob ft Sigrid - Sucker Punch

21.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jacob ft Dua Lipa - Blow Your Mind (Mwah)

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JACOB????

21.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If life gives you limes

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20.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FLORENCE THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE

20.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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20.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

TBF those games didn’t have much within the “exclusive” compartment ( and obviously you can get those Pokémon nowadays by other games)

20.02.2026 09:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And I’m happy that you’re excited for it 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

It’s just companies being companies

20.02.2026 08:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve almost got eaten alive by saying something similar

I don’t get the price for a game that was released +25 yo ago 🤕 (and we’re speculating it’ll have Home connection but otherwise with no changes)

20.02.2026 08:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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