Cory

bottoms should get to preboard

The face / the scent

Fresh cut!

I was…horny this morning.

Seattle right now:

Don’t show me your ai bullshit. I’ll openly and publicly mock you. You’ve been warned.

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Happy Princess Diana season, Seattle!

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It’s cold in my house this morning l!

Me this weekend:

Ugh I do 😫

Me:

🥵

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My thoughts on today’s events:

We don’t deserve to be so lucky.

Spoiler alert: I did.

You are so damn sexy 😈

🤩

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Imagine being someone that drives a cybertruck…

It’s so pretty 💚

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tell ur sub u love them

The blatant racism in Seattle’s grocery store receipt checking is getting out of control.

Agreed.

Meet Valentino 💕

Small black puppy, laying in the grass.

Tino says hi.

[Say it back.]

So I was sitting out on the back steps enjoying the sun earlier..… (And maybe wishing there was someone sitting down there between my legs too 😉)

So hot 🥵