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Jack with a bloody mouth

22.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 471 🔁 108 💬 9 📌 36

3v3 overtime in a gold medal game is a travesty.

22.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Morning hockey is great. It’s definitely healthy to be this stressed this early.

22.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s how you kill a fucking penalty.

22.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Bunch of boys from Boston and Minnesota.” 🇺🇸

22.02.2026 13:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That was sick.

22.02.2026 13:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHERE IS FELINA. SOMEBODY CHECK ON FELINA.

11.02.2026 13:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Forcing yourself to watch Kid Rock to own the libs.

09.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AGAIN.

08.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Malcolm Butler ringing the bell is petty af.

08.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

She makes me so proud to be from VA.

07.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anything with the keywords “Chipper Jones” and “Hooters” is surely top 5.

04.02.2026 12:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Promise you, he is.

04.02.2026 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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31.01.2026 23:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Last train to Nuremberg, all on board.”

24.01.2026 23:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bet you wish you took the two seed more seriously, Philly.

12.01.2026 00:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These wild card games have all been bangers. I’d be perfectly happy with Philly losing in tremendous fashion.

11.01.2026 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leonard-McMichael-Sourdif is a hell of line. Keep them together!

06.01.2026 01:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tom. Mother. Fucking. Wilson.

31.12.2025 20:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tom. Fucking. Wilson.

31.12.2025 18:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Be a shame if somebody were to…do the right thing.

20.12.2025 18:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mama named it the Kennedy Center. I’ma call it the Kennedy Center.

18.12.2025 19:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From one washed up, out of shape, has-been former athlete to another, I truly wish the best for Phillip Rivers.

14.12.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve seen enough. Put in Mah-ree-oh-tah.

07.12.2025 19:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This does has Duke vibes.

05.12.2025 01:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s all just fat and nitrates anyway.

04.12.2025 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All this over some fuckin gabagoo

04.12.2025 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She sounds concerned.

03.12.2025 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My dude made it all the way to the bathroom. That’s just good manners.

03.12.2025 13:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ain’t even mad!

01.12.2025 05:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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