Breanna Needham

Breanna Needham

@breannaneedham.bsky.social

Subtlety isn’t my strong suit. King of Ketchup Chips. Snack Jedi. Litigation lawyer: commercial disputes & civil fraud matters. Views are my own. She/her.🏳️‍🌈

457 Followers 160 Following 105 Posts Joined Sep 2023
5 months ago

Lawyering is sometimes doing a 9:30pm home workout while you sort through everything the spam filter has caught in the last few weeks on your phone between sets. I know, it’s nowhere near as cool as Suits. Really, this is often the reality; it’s not a super glamorous job. 😂👩🏼‍💻

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6 months ago

If you’re a lawyer with more than a couple of years under your belt, don’t be rude to new calls and junior lawyers in your emails. It just makes you look like a shitty person, and it’s certainly not going to help advance your client’s case. That is all.

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6 months ago

…..incredibly bad. 😂😂

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6 months ago

What @aircanada.bsky.social needs to realize is that almost no one who is facing a cancelled vacation or return flight this month (myself included) is going to blame the flight attendants for wanting to be paid fairly.

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7 months ago

Honoured to share that I still really love ketchup chips.

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7 months ago

My team knows I love a good list and a nice chart. They're all professionals after my own lawyer heart.

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8 months ago

It turns out that if you spend enough time around your friends, you’ll start calling everyone “girl” in casual conversations, including the lawyers that you work with. 😂 (Did I drop an, “Oh, girl, I don’t want to know” with someone who was a bit confused by it? Yes. 😂)

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8 months ago

Random reminder that Luceo Legal has a slightly different model of taking on both direct client files and offering freelance work to support other law firms. Summer vacation coming? Associate on leave? Just need a nap? Drop me a line.

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8 months ago

I have some exciting news coming next week that I just can't wait to share! Watch for more details, coming soon....

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8 months ago

I know that I've made it now, because the gift card email scammers are impersonating me to my team members. 😂

Also, PSA: If someone emails you to buy gift cards, check the email address and call your boss to confirm if it's legit. (Spoiler Alert: It's not.)

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8 months ago

Good point. Also unfortunately true.

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8 months ago

I really hate that I have to keep saying this, but: Fraud is on the rise. Do not give money to people you don’t know, haven’t verified, or for agreements that a lawyer hasn’t reviewed. The number of scams I’ve heard of in consults recently would take too many posts to list out.

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8 months ago

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a cat who thinks the computer mouse should be forcefully flung from the desk first thing in the morning. 🐈‍⬛

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8 months ago

Feel better soon!

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8 months ago

It's great if you believe that "love is love." Rainbows & sparkles for #Pride during the month of June is a good start. Don't forget that your support for the dignity & human rights of members of the LGBTQIA2S+ community is needed during the remaining 335 days of the year, too.

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8 months ago

I have determined that the sriracha packets from Starbucks taste slightly sweeter than regular sriracha, and I’m here for it.

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8 months ago

Having a friend group that consists of other lawyers means the cat gets labelled as an unreliable source and “easily impeachable witness” for his conduct.

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8 months ago
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Never forget the people who have your back.

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8 months ago

No, you can't say hateful things and call me, my colleagues, and feminist views on equality "disgusting" in 2019, but then expect that I'll be happy to chat with you in 2025. In case there was any confusion, that's not how this works.

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8 months ago

Me: I’m going to never work big law hours in a month again.

Also me: Does injunctions. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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9 months ago

I was very sad to learn yesterday of the sudden passing of a former colleague from an unexpected health issue. She was very kind and brought a lot of joy to a lot of people. She was also very young (younger than me). Life is so unfortunately and unfairly short sometimes.

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9 months ago

I just booked firm photos for team members (including a new hire!). Running my own firm now feels even more real. It's wild how much the practice has grown since I opened @LuceoLegal last year. I've had such a great time so far, and I can't wait to see what's next.✨

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9 months ago

Mine both think my lap is the filing system. I clearly need to upgrade them to something like this.

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9 months ago

Remote work because life is so much better when you can draft materials with a ~20 lb cat in your lap. 🐈‍⬛

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9 months ago

Happy Pride! 💝🏳️‍🌈✨ #Pride #Pride2025

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9 months ago

There’s definitely some Lindsay Stirling in mine as well. She’s definitely a fav!

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9 months ago

I’m not afraid to admit that my factum drafting playlist includes both the LoTR soundtrack and the new Linkin Park songs, along with a variety of other eclectic tunes. I am who I am. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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9 months ago

If you don’t need to serve things at approximately midnight on Friday night…..perhaps don’t. Follow me for more pro practice tips.

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9 months ago

The after-hours IT people at CloudWiz and the evening RVTs at Juno Veterinary in Toronto really should get an award for all of the evening inquiries they field.

(It's me. The inquiries are from me.)

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9 months ago

Saturdays: Well, that probably didn’t need quite that much cheese on it, but whatever. 🧀

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