🦐✨ ; Shrimpeus

Mitai

Baja

Where is Alexei when I need him

👁️👄👁️

Honestly, if there's a will, there's a way, if you even care.

Honestly? Between the hellish landscape being what it is and all that, I have decided to turn to dust

I am a shrimp, through and through; a one in a krillion.

I am but an enigma that exists as a prickle of skin at night and a drop of sweat that comes with anxiety.

My god, NO.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALEXEI KNOWS OF ME

WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO NOW

Waking up to see THAT harrowing text—

On one hand: ᕙ⁠(⁠☉⁠ਊ⁠☉⁠)⁠ᕗ

On another: ᕙ⁠(⁠ಠ⁠ ⁠ਊ⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ᕗ

ALEXEI

How am I meant to tell him 'Happy Halloween!' if he isn't even online?

Well. He WAS but he was everywhere BUT where I was.

That's a sign, Kyne, give it up

(Pops open a cask of liquor)

Another Halloween unable to tell him how I feel.

✨Watch me vanish a second time✨

portrait of Emet-Selch frustrated and crying

Pull yourself together

#ffxiv #ffxivart #EmetSelch

Emet-Selch watching Crystal Exarch drag the wrong person to the First for the fourth time #ffxiv #emetselch

If there's nothing else I'm off to tearfully wank it to Emet-Selch 💔💔💔

I appreciate returning to THAT

Eye—

Faintly, Cupiditas wakes elsewhere - and I, have to probably revamp him

I can't handle more than one or I'll actually choke—

I craved those seasonal cookie packs and bought them.

Took a bite from one and thought of how much I missed my compacted sugar dust with ✨sparkles✨

I'm like 90% that the only ones who won't become bitchy and help through malicious compliance is my younger bro (who's already EXPECTED to care for everyone else regardless of age) and my ma.

This'll be bonkers. I can already feel it

D, this year I will be expected to feed ~✨9✨~ people including myself and the most help ill likely get is "staying out of the way."

IM

Why is everyone already making a list for me—

What do you MEAN you want homemade cranberry sauce? Turkey? Ham??? A chicken?? ISNT THAT TOO EXCESSIVE??

Oh my god. I know it's not even Halloween yet and to CALM DOWN - but I have to make Thanksgiving Dinner this year

Time to stay busy until 6 and return 😔

I'd have named myself wasted potential but someone got to it before me 👁️👄👁️

👉🏼👈🏼 I made the password my FFXIV password

I said fuck it and made a new main. Good bye old main, I cleared out over a thousand emails and didn't find a single one connected to you 💔💔💔