A boy in the spa at sunset
Sunset spa was extremely swish
05.03.2026 09:18 — 👍 60 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A boy in the spa at sunset
Sunset spa was extremely swish
05.03.2026 09:18 — 👍 60 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Try my size fives, Humpty!
03.03.2026 21:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Name idea for a Britain-based Argentine-Indian fusion restaurant:
The Argy Bhaji
No because Sobble was at least original
27.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pomeranian's are an ugly breed of dog and I did not need a Pokémon based on one 🤷🏼♂️
27.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Barry's class is so small they're making everyone start on treadmill so you know
27.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not saying they're NOT giving off Poundland Rowlet, B&M Fennekin, and Home Bargains Sobble, but complaining about Pokémon is a fools game which will ultimately rob you of joy so what's the point?
27.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Leaning towards Gecqua on first look ngl
27.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy 30th Birthday to Pokémon! I have been playing since 1998, I've been halfway around the world with this franchise, I've met the creator of it, and my enthusiasm remains undimmed!
Can't wait to find out what the future holds!
#Pokémon30
Guess what me and all my colleagues have spent all afternoon chuckling about 😅
26.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So Substack is just Blogspot now or...?
26.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Drag name idea No. 5794:
Nova Ping
I LOVED A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms. Beautiful TV, beautifully made with reverence to the source material but also lifted it off the page and filled those words with so much heart
23.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Donna Noble saying "I'm half a mile away. I'm half a mile away!"
Me, believing Google when it tells me the quickest way to get to Dean Street from work is to get off the tube at Oxford Circus:
23.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Voltorb says 🤬
23.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(my editor forced me to use Otter AI to transcribe and the amount of time I'm having to spend correcting it is driving me mad)
23.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whenever a journalist tells me they think it's faster to use AI to transcribe their interviews, my takeaway is that they are simply not very good at transcribing
23.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I used this bus station every day when I was in college and it never fails to disgust me even now
23.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Putting on a bowtie to celebrate with the roundest boy of all time
23.02.2026 15:21 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Honestly laughable that Gmail is telling me how I should write when I'm a professional writer and Gmail is naught but an ugly inbox bitch
20.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know!!! Heartbreaking, especially after the end of last episode! So well done!
16.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms simply not putting one foot wrong here, I feel so emotional after watching episode five
16.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Degeneracy, in my mentions? It's more likely than you think 😩
16.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish I could but so many twink lips have pubes on them now too 🤢
16.02.2026 15:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I hate moustaches so much. I hate beards too but at least a beard can make a man look rugged.
Moustaches are the devil's work; why did a oak processionary moth larvae die on your lip like that and why is it covered in food?
Why are you posting this on here rather than commenting this on his post? Give him both barrels, sis x
14.02.2026 00:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah, if you're out of the loop that's on you
13.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not big enough
13.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And Marry You by Bruno Mars is to weddings what My Way by Frank Sinatra is to funerals, sorry, I don't make the rules
13.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you think about it, Titanium by Sia is kinda the Mr Brightside for the girls and gays 🤔
13.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0