Gary James

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Coming soon - Episode 42 of Gary’s Graveyard Ramblings - and a special tale of Victorian indiscretion, murder, teleportation and time travel!!!!!! 🫣☠️☠️

#graveyardramblings

Awww sorry to hear you’ve been so poorly my dear friend. We will waft good vibrations and healing waves across the pond 💨💨💨💨💨

Just between us two I think cookery shows are so 5 years ago.

I think it’s time to lay them to rest in peas

🫛

For good hopefully . . .

For cookery shows??

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Hold that thought for a wee while . . . I may have some news on that front soon

There were plenty of fabulous tracks at that time - but they aren’t the ones you ever hear . . .

The problem with that is it’s too long. I’m not a fan of that either.

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Pebble Mill was demolished years ago wasn’t it?

Surely such an important cultural programme like that would be made in London?!?!?

Odd thing is I liked a couple of their hits at the time (Heaven & Don’t Take Away) but they haven’t aged well. Now I never play them 🫤

Oh alright then.

I’ll need an Addison Lee to and from though

I’m not going on the brown, the blue or the bloody red in this weather

Quite right. Leave it in your boudoir where it belongs 💅🏼

Oh bab - I’d love to oblige but I’m simply not pervy enough.

I’m a very shy, introverted and sheltered young man.

When presenting live shows I concentrate on the job in hand.

I simply can’t be lewd & crude.

I don’t know the lingo. 💅🏼

Not desperate enough though bab - not even for me 👻☠️👻

Pardon?

I think you did the right thing bbz. I can’t bear the thought of being baked on the brown in a heatwave. Mind you, I nearly got baked for good once upon a time looooooooooong ago on the Red. But you’ll have to wait for my railways book to be terrified by that story . . . 💅🏽🫣

The brown in this weather doesn’t bear thinking about 💅🏼

Very wise bab

Take care not to besmirch the good name of my hero.

My displeasure can be terrible 💅🏼

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Sorry but I can’t bear Tubular Bells - it grates on my tit ends.

There, I’ve said it.

It’s out.

And I feel better for it too.

Good afternoon and kind regards 💅🏼

Yeah, exactly that. I’m too suspicious of buying anything online now. I ordered a new baseball cap from #rondorf weeks ago and it still hasn’t arrived.

I blame Brexit and gay marriage 💅🏼

Nah, I only. Go for Railwayana or theatre stuff bbz.

I did see this the other day - but they’re not rare and you can get one at auction £300 cheaper at auction.

I’m not as silly as I look 💅🏼

I thought I heard the gate open . . .

🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, but he’s history after that boat trip. I can’t see the Princess going back there again in a hurry. I still think Pedro’s ‘healing’ hands have left a mark . . . .

Yes, but it’s Etsy and I am nervous of that because I can’t see it before I buy it. I did find one that I quite like . . . . I shall keep everyone posted as I know how gripping this dilemma is 💅🏽

Well I’m having a hell of job finding one I can tell you.

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