Kevin Knight

When the times get tough, I remember

"Getjbem"

And I find the strength to continue

A quadrant chart of two axes (Evil to Good, and Stupid to Smart) where a "you are here" pin is in the corner of most-evil and most-stupid

every time I open up a news site, I am just reminded how fucking stupid this all is

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tune in tomorrow at (or around, as per usual) 11am CST for 24-27 hours of gaming shenanigans.

hoping to see y’all there!

cheers,
me

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An edited box of "Capn' Crunch's Oops! All Berries" cereal - it says "Oops! All Capers!" and the box is covered in high-resolution images of individual capers. The Bowl of cereal is replaced with a bowl of capers.

Was digging through some old files and stumbled across my single greatest contribution to humanity. I peaked with this, the rest of my time on this earth is just a slow circling of the drain

[TITN-6549] Band Members Keep Playing as Ship Breaks Apart

Expected: Band Members panic and flee

Repro: Once the Titanic starts sinking, band members continue playing a haunting melody instead of shoving little old ladies off the side of the railings in order to secure spots on life rafts

It's funny because it's true

if i ever ship this thing the custom match menu will be *insane*

why is richard branson starring in the dragon quest remake?

how many controllers can the switch handle, simultaneously again?

this is how I learned I forgot most of trig

it's a bizzare pain in the ass to work with decals, but geometric courts are proving very interesting to work with

I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time. Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again. An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues’ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next. Understand what it is to pray in Chicago.

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

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Stock of Spotify over last month showing sharp decline, from near $700 in value to $615.

Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!

Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.

We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.

Fortunately he doesn't seem all that concerned about his potential impending drive across the city

benito might have "crystals" which can either be recoverable or life-threatening APPARENTLY so now i've got the specter of "having to go to the cat ER" over everything this week but he just used the litterbox, so...

"a good friend"

I gave up with git lfs a few years back. I now just run a local p4 server and backup weekly to like 4 different locations and hope for the best 😅

Glad to hear it's improving, though, would be nice to not have my "life's" work distributed between three computers and a handful of external drives

this feels like the personal project of a UX dev whose done this exact setup like 10 times for different no-longer playable online games. The UX/UI is slick

Eat shit, Cumo

I thought maybe like... if I stared hard enough, if i squinted and tilted my head, If I heard the lines a few more times, I'd see buried greatness

I did it to myself - not sure if it was pure masochism or what, but... at the end of the day, I have nobody to blame by myself

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif

if this game ever ships, you better believe this stays in the data table

i can't believe after all that i wiffed the fucking shot

huge thanks to @sirrosen.bsky.social for the answer - now the court has the lore-accurate 400 hoops

hm, well i got about an eightieth of that

this post brought to you by "realizing basketball courts are just a bunch of math" and good 'ol fashioned procrastination

wait... how many hoops is a basketball court have again???

it turns out basketball courts are just a bunch of math, so...........