casey

There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.

oh man. It just dawned on me how many loony tunes in camo pants and bass pro shop hats think they're hacking into the CIA or whatever using ChatGPT

i think i hauve Covid

only bots ask questions guys how can you be this dumb. shes obviously a robot

i could put on a whole other layer of tinfoil and say that maybe the government has access to some ultra precise way of aiming bullets or sum shit but i think it wouldve just been more practical to smear some jam on his ear and kill the guy behind him

- gandhi

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

the most gender affirming moment ive ever had was at the dinner after my step-sister's wedding when the creepy owner of the restaurant came up behind my chair and started rubbing my shoulders 💯

maslows hierarchy of needs filled in with “slime, goop, sludge, muck, and ooze”

thats Upvote guy

any chance you get huh

Chi Chi's Pro Challenge Golf (genesis)

q: are we not .gen ?

a: we are .bin !

This might be controversial, but maybe we shouldn’t be selling them the Child Evaporation Machines.

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

a Barnacle monster from Half Life, a gross chub that sticks to ceilings and extrudes a long tendril to ensnare unsuspecting victims

u know his junk looks like a Barnacle from 'Half Life'

if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now

reddit has little games that people can put on there now yeah. they all fucking blow as one would expect

いい夢を見ています。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
I'm having a sweet dream.

new videogame 2026 dropped :)

genuinely wtf is going on brah

why u mad

very long very sturdy

this is how i talk to my cat😭

my friend sent this in a server we're in and this is probably the most i've ever seen this absolutely break. i'm so glad they're sinking billions of dollars into this.

user falls for most obvious bait known to man, is asked to leave bsky dot app

why would you want to be a puppy when you can be an elite hacker that can destroy databases ,. computers . interfaces , that one subway in detroit that some how fucked up my sandwich. THE possibilities are limitless.

yeah its like trial by fire