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Coming soon: 5002 Space Aliens! Director: 5000 Space Aliens. Streaming worldwide NOW! Links in my bio. "Groundbreaking style!" -- FilmThreat. "Delicious!" -- FilmRant Lifetime Jeopardy! record: 1-1-0 https://linktr.ee/5000spacealiens

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72 hours/$450 to go! Please help a super-indie artist out...

#filmsky #artsky #directorsky

11.08.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best show on TV is back for its season finale tonight!

11.08.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot to ALT this one:

Poet Mercedes Haflon (in red), surrounded by the crew making the movie outside of Juana Bignozzi’s apaertment building in Buenos Aires.

11.08.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I do love me some bad, bad movies, they’re coming!

11.08.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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18. The Poets Visit Juana Bignozzi (Mercedes Halfon, Laura Citarella, 2019)

11.08.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Adrian Zmed with a mullet in a fancy-ass restaurant, looking like a stunned weasel.

Adrian Zmed with a mullet in a fancy-ass restaurant, looking like a stunned weasel.

17. The Green Fog (Guy Maddin/Galen Johnson/Evan Johnson, 2017).

11.08.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A wife and husband by their filthy-ass pool, shortly before the famous SCCCCCRRRRRRTTTTTTTTCCCHHHHH shot.

A wife and husband by their filthy-ass pool, shortly before the famous SCCCCCRRRRRRTTTTTTTTCCCHHHHH shot.

16. La CiΓ©naga (Lucrecia Martel, 2001).

11.08.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
One of Pina Bausch’s dancers is comically jacked.

One of Pina Bausch’s dancers is comically jacked.

15. Pina (Wim Wenders, 2011).

11.08.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Irm Hermann in one of the great wordless performances ever.

Irm Hermann in one of the great wordless performances ever.

14. The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant (Rainer Werner Fassbinder, 1972).

11.08.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
That plane took a wrong turn in Albuquerque.

That plane took a wrong turn in Albuquerque.

13. Koyaanisqatsi (Godfrey Reggio, 1982).

A fun movie to play Slug Bug during!

11.08.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A young girl and her mother (who, for reasons, are both the same age) look with pride at their fort in the woods.

A young girl and her mother (who, for reasons, are both the same age) look with pride at their fort in the woods.

12. Petite Maman (CΓ©line Sciamma, 2021).

11.08.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FBI agents are not trained to patrol streets. And every agent that is assigned to do that is NOT investigating:

*foreign spies stealing gov’t and trade secrets
*foreign and domestic terrorist threats
*crimes like fraud, corruption, trafficking, and violent crimes (among others)

Do you feel safer?

11.08.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12052    πŸ” 3583    πŸ’¬ 463    πŸ“Œ 178
At a run-down movie theater, a woman opens a door next to the big screen showing the old Wuxia film Dragon Inn.

At a run-down movie theater, a woman opens a door next to the big screen showing the old Wuxia film Dragon Inn.

11. Goodbye, Dragon Inn (Tsai Ming-liang, 2003).

11.08.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The hands of a family making dumplings at the kitchen table. Just making dumplings for 90 minutes. The camera moves eight times. That’s it!

The hands of a family making dumplings at the kitchen table. Just making dumplings for 90 minutes. The camera moves eight times. That’s it!

10. Oxhide II (Liu Jiayin, 2009).

11.08.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Woman in red behind a window, a hand washing said window in front. Iconic.

Woman in red behind a window, a hand washing said window in front. Iconic.

9. Ticket of No Return (Ulrike Ottinger, 1979).

11.08.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Some crazy-ass Gaudi building.

Some crazy-ass Gaudi building.

8. Antonio GaudΓ­ (Hiroshi Teshigahara, 1984).

11.08.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One Way Boogie Woogie/27 Years Later (James Benning, 2005).

10.08.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Help me reach the stretch goal, less than a week to go. Cool stretch goal reward, cool regular rewards! #filmsky #artsky #directorsky

08.08.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Daisies (Vera Chytilova, 1966).

10.08.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Novelist’s Film (Hong Sang Soo, 2022)

10.08.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The word BLOW on a sign in New York City circa 1970.

The word BLOW on a sign in New York City circa 1970.

Zorns Lemma (Hollis Frampton, 1970).

10.08.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not actually on YouTube, sadly.

10.08.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

CΓ©line and Julie Go Boating, now streaming on Criterion Channel. Maybe available on YouTube?

10.08.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
CΓ©line & Julie on the steps of a house, pre-boating.

CΓ©line & Julie on the steps of a house, pre-boating.

CΓ©line & Julie Go Boating (Jacques Rivette, 1974)

10.08.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A woman answers three fundamental questions about birds, prior to the Violent Unknown Event.

A woman answers three fundamental questions about birds, prior to the Violent Unknown Event.

The Falls (Peter Greenaway, 1980)

10.08.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Four Actresses of La Flor with guns drawn, plus the hostage they are trying to save in part three.

The Four Actresses of La Flor with guns drawn, plus the hostage they are trying to save in part three.

La Flor (Mariano Llinas, 2018):

10.08.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once every few seasons, someone wagers $1337 in Final Jeopardy and I’m like YEAH.

10.08.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Noice!

10.08.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Text: For every like, I will post one movie that I like.

Bottom right: a robot for some reason.

Text: For every like, I will post one movie that I like. Bottom right: a robot for some reason.

Since I’m procrastinating today, let’s have some fun!

10.08.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a great movie! That whole Val Lewton cycle of β€˜40s horror films are The Amazing.

10.08.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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