Justin Chang🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇹🇼

omg finally! i cant believe it actually happened! (can we get rid of nickles and dimes too (and replace them with $$ coins))

What we know about Prince Andrew losing his titles and Royal Lodge The language of Buckingham Palace's statement is

People are asking 'Just how bad are the Epstein Files!?' today.

Bad enough that the British royal family preemptively DE-PRINCED one of our princes, directly in the line of succession. Do you understand how massive and unprecedented this is? Because when this all comes out, it's going to hit HARD.

I'm sorry/you're welcome?

Taskmaster's assistant (UK), Taskmaster's assistant (AU), Taskmaster's assistant (NZ)

I just take picture with random teams.

(Lol no, I do play, but it's such a constant that I don't take it into account when I'm needing change)

Bold of you to assume I'm working out xD

Yup. I should've started a long time ago, but now there's a lot of health problem that is making it important that I start. I'm already down 5kg though, so most of the distance closing might have to come from you xD

That's huge! I'm working on losing weight, so hoping for both of our sakes that we get to a point where you can bench my weight xD

1st frame: person holding a piece of paper that says "I can't do it" and a pair of scissors ready to cut the "'t" off the "can't" 2nd frame: a wedge has been cut off the paper but the "I can't do it" remains intact

today's #motivational post

Yay! Im always so amazed at people whose bench starts approaching my weight

Time to get a slow cooker/crock pot with auto shut off settings. Hope it was just a nuisance but nothing dangerous.

Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in D.C. found not guilty of misdemeanor after trial A man who was charged with throwing a sandwich at a federal agent was found not guilty of one count of misdemeanor assault by a jury in Washington, D.C.

BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent in D.C. is found not guilty of a misdemeanor at trial.

Acetone rinse stations with masking tape used to separate stations

Moved the tape over by about 5 cm and all of the sudden students understand how to line up for acetone

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Letting myself enjoy American political news, as it's so rare that it's positive these days.

Once student submit his notebook pages, and once I had some time to re-run any thing that might look off, I'll let you know.

Student also was surprised I had facial hair, because I always have my mask on. It smelled less good than banana oil, but it smelled less than banana oil.

I always wonder if I can just dip'n'dots stuff like this (freeze it in little tiny ice chunks, then just drop them in)

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Test tube filled with a decent amount of clear colourless liquid that doesn't smell that strongly.

@racicotleanne.bsky.social definitely didn't do something Greg would be proud of today. (student was very game).

So yeah, uh, if anyone wants to hire a scientist next year, hit me up. My specialties include Raman spectroscopy, FTIR, astrobiology, plastic pollution, environmental degradation, meteorites, and Mars

Students: This mistake is unrecoverable, and I need to stop the experiment now

Me *fixes with an unfolded paper clip*

I like how growing up, American sitcoms made me think that athletes are the laziest students. Now that I do have to provide accommodations due to their tournaments, they are above average in communications and below average in entitlement.

Is that a guy fucking a moose while eating poutine with a hockey stick up his butt?

Maybe they're Canadian and Thanksgiving was a month ago.

I think the aftershock of "can o take this guy" and realized how built you are and having to admit to themselves no is also yummy

Buckingham Palace has announced that it is removing all remaining styles, titles and honours of Prince Andrew:

"Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor."

He is also being evicted from his accommodation at Royal Lodge.

Correct action, but it should never have taken this long.

Demonstrating the on/off/scale switch on my refractometer all this week, and the necessity to keep my elbows bent lest I accidentally Nazi salute xD

To misquote someone in the comments: Today it feels like so many young white men feel the 'rage' but know nothing about 'the machine'.

Before the measles vaccine, humans did not have permanent immunity to *anything*

A measles outbreak would come along and wipe out previous immunities, whether from previous infections or vaccinations.

A fresh, periodic reset on every other disease.