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Just spent waaay too long canceling Spectrum internet by phone. Big thanks to the 8th Circuit Court of Appeals (1 Bush, 2 Trump appointees) that blocked the Biden-era “click‑to‑cancel” rule before it took effect this month. Truly working for the people – clicking a button is *so* hard. /s

Happy to see this out and for the opportunity to contribute!! The puzzle of Asteraceae inflorescence development jumps one step forward (a big step 😅) 🌻

Have you ever wondered how sunflowers got their head? The answer lies in stem cells, a modified signal peptide, and a whole lotta evolutionary history. Happy to have played a role in this work. 🌻

Nice. Fwiw, I can translate science into gibberish *or* gibberish into science. That’s my super power.

Okay, found them. Artificial intelligence, quantum information science, biotechnology, nuclear energy, and translational science. None of which I can eat.

Wait. What are the President’s five priority areas?

Knock out science, observe the phenotype. It’s like reverse genetics, but with civilization.

So. I’m sitting here watching The Terminator and realizing that we’re just four years from SkyNet sending a killer robot back in time to ensure an apocalyptic future. I hope we make it that long.

Same old same old. Unfortunately.

Academics, do you need a simple way to explain IDC (F&A) rates? Imagine dining at a restaurant. You enjoy your meal but decide to pay only for the chef & ingredients, ignoring the waitstaff, rent, and utilities. Clearly, these “extras” make the experience possible. But imagine if everyone did this.

How many bikes can one man ride?

True or false… When a major international conference gives you an actual paper notebook as part of the swag, they should also give you a writing utensil. You can get those with sponsor logos, too, right? Or is a $1k-ish registration fee for academics and non-profits too low for such luxuries?

Also, funny thing… If your child is under 18, you don’t have to certify then as a tobacco non-user… So yeah, they can smoke all they want with no impact on your insurance. 🤷‍♂️

Dude, your insurance doesn’t carry on, same as it ever was, if you don’t re-opt-in for your dependents? That’s criminal. The only thing we *have to* do every fall is re-confirm that we’re not tobacco users to avoid an upcharge. The price of coverage increases (of course!) but it stays in place.

Then again, maybe you’re a sleeper agent for Big Corn™️…

I think the word you’re looking for is “cornologist.” Side note: that auto-corrected to corporatist, which I’m pretty sure you are not.

I see five. Corn, corn oil, corn maltodextrin, corn protein, and corn syrup. I wonder what percentage of corn that is by mass?

That’s really cool, small world!

The corner of Pine Lane and what? My wife grew up on Colby Drive. P.S. Beautiful tree! I hope it’s a male gingko… Otherwise, RIP your nasal passages. 😂

TFW you go old school and bust out a bunch of PCR primers that you published 18 years ago to validate some crosses… and you discover that the parents differ for a big ole indel in one of the genes. Few things are as satisfying as seeing genetics in action on an agarose gel. 🌻 🧬

Fyi, I told a bunch of people and nobody cared. 🤷‍♂️

Twinkies arranged to spell “NOPE!”

Any organism with a genome > 25Gbp is clearly compensating for something.

And then take a nap.

That’s wild! It looks like it snowed, but only on one small part of the tree.

Let me guess… Maize wasn’t domesticated, it’s always existed in its most perfect form… Altough breeders are continuing to make it *more* perfect with each passing day. Yes?

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Hah. It did not.

If by “it,” you mean the sunflowers, then I agree. 🌻😂