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a woman talking on a cell phone with the words " cough cough i 'm sick " below her ALT: a woman talking on a cell phone with the words " cough cough i 'm sick " below her

Need someone to make me a Lemsip and stroke my hair until I get better 😷🤧

Sunday ✌🏻

Honestly fair fucks to Vittorio Angelone for calling out Penny Mordaunt on Last Leg

It would have been insufferable

🫂

Oh wow, love it!

50 teenagers were at the party and the Police did come and break it up.

Just had the Mum come round and apologise

It's so rare now that I get anything from Amazon, usually find all of it in Tod Market anyway and cheaper

When the front door opens, you can hear the music. There must be 30 of them

🤣🤣🤣

I'm old enough to be their father. Absolutely fucking not.

Load of teenagers are having a house party about 12 houses down and they keep spilling out into the street and they're so fucking loud.

But one of them is super drunk and keeps crying. It's pretty funny

We've just hit 215,000 members.

More than 2,000 people a day have joined us since our historic win in the Gorton and Denton by-election. Come and be a part of the movement which is making hope normal again. Join us 👇

Don't threaten us with a good time

OH MY GOD #TheApprentice

I've been given so many snacks in this new job and I'm only on day 4. Snickers bar, crunchy bar and a small Reese's chocolate egg.

These fuckers are trying to make me get fat 🤣😭

Two carriage trains should be banned.

They should all be at least four or at a minimum by LAW, three.

Yes. This is an Anti-Northern Rail post

Just watched a clip of Bill Clinton at his deposition hearing and oh my god he looks SO FUCKING OLD

The choice is stark. Reform are the party of foreign wars and high bills.

The Greens want de-escalation and energy security through renewables. Solar and wind prices don't fluctuate when rogue US presidents launch illegal bombing campaigns.

First day was really good! Enjoyed it, learnt a fair bit, impressed with the professionalism compared to my old work.

Can definitely see myself fitting in well

It took just one phone call from Donald Trump for Starmer to jump into yet another Middle East illegal war, failing to learn the lessons of the tragedies of Iraq, Libya and Syria.

Oh great. More western Imperialism in the Middle East in the behest of the United States and Israeli war machines

Hahaha, that definitely doesn't work for me

😂😂 excellent advice

Thanks! ☺️

Thank youuu

Thanks ☺️

Thank you!

Thanks ☺️

First day at my new job tomorrow 😬