@dickbaggins.bsky.social
she/they, 42, writing fanfic as dickbaggins, gay cozy mysteries as ellis honeybell, spicy bi romantasy as ashlynne eliza & mm fantasy as jude everhart lover of fiber arts, video games, comics. full bloodweave brainworms mode engaged.
Gale and Astarion, sitting in a tree
P-I-S-S-I—
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If you’ve been enjoying my fanfic, I have good news! I also have a bunch of original work that’s just as spicy in two different flavors!
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09.11.2025 00:29 — 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Hashtag Boyfriends is done! 9 chapters, 35k sweet and spicy words by your bff in #bloodweave dickbaggins!
Astarion's an indie porn star, Gale's his biggest fan, but when he wins a charity auction and has to face Astarion up close and personal? He might explode.
archiveofourown.org/works/74625841
A redraw of the scene from Princess Mononoke where Mononoke draws her dagger and threatens to cut Ashitaka’s throat to which Ashitaka replies with “you’re beautiful” as the Bloodweave ship (Astarion x Gale from Baldur’s Gate 3)
“I’ll cut your throat! That’ll shut you up!”
“You’re beautiful.”
#bloodweave #bg3 #astarion #galeofwaterdeep #galedekarios
02.12.2025 17:34 — 👍 84 🔁 35 💬 1 📌 1
At this point, I hope every person who still buys HP merch goes directly to hell and rots there.
02.12.2025 15:15 — 👍 33 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0Recommending Stray by dreamaloud on ao3 for some creepy voyeuristic Astarion
02.12.2025 20:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A photo of Kate Bush edited outside a house with hands pressed against the glass of the window. The background behind her is winter woodlands. The text reads. 'If you're cold, she's cold. Let her in your window.'
it's that time of year again
02.12.2025 11:16 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0I was being so brave and tough about this cold but turns out it’s actually my first time with covid-19 so I’m gonna be a big baby starting now.
02.12.2025 07:09 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hashtag Boyfriends is done! 9 chapters, 35k sweet and spicy words by your bff in #bloodweave dickbaggins!
Astarion's an indie porn star, Gale's his biggest fan, but when he wins a charity auction and has to face Astarion up close and personal? He might explode.
archiveofourown.org/works/74625841
Nsfw sketch page with Astarion and Gale in 5 different poses: Pose 1: Gale laying down and embracing Astarion who lays on top of him, Gale's arm in between his legs and grabbing his ass as they kiss Pose 2: Gale kissing Astarion's neck, while he fucks him on a table Pose 3: Gale topping Astarion in the missionary position, Astarion just came and there's cum on Gale's chest Pose 4: Astarion and Gale embracing while standing up, Gale grabbing one of Astarion's pecs and holding him at the waist Pose 5: Gale embracing Astarion from behind while sitting in bed Tags: #BG3 #BG3Art #bloodweave #Astarion #Gale
Bloodweave sketch page 🖤
30.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 283 🔁 75 💬 13 📌 1
They're open! Only 3 for now so I don't get overwhelmed.
ko-fi.com/c/e332e8f04e
Always thinking of you, ya freaks
13.11.2025 19:13 — 👍 14082 🔁 5244 💬 90 📌 148Crabs
Pizza
Money
2026 let’s go
95% of authors are not making a living through book publishing. The public needs to understand this.
25.11.2025 02:24 — 👍 2449 🔁 743 💬 22 📌 0And here’s a new #bloodweave AU that I partially wrote during that time! Astarion’s a, ahem, content creator and Gale’s a real big fan 😉
archiveofourown.org/works/746258...
“Wow so you just block anyone who disagrees with you?”
24.11.2025 03:42 — 👍 204 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0And here’s a new #bloodweave AU that I partially wrote during that time! Astarion’s a, ahem, content creator and Gale’s a real big fan 😉
archiveofourown.org/works/746258...
crushed my November 50k in 22 days like a real cool dude 😎
23.11.2025 07:18 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Actual photo of me getting dragged into the Christmas season.
22.11.2025 19:48 — 👍 125 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 0
Patreon Request - The Wedding Night
Trying to think of a good caption but all I can think of is Laszlo + Nadja from WWDITS singing "On the Wedding Night". Thank you to those that said I should put Wyll in lingerie, it suits him.
FULL ON PATREON - www.patreon.com/c/jazzmedic
#bladeweave #bg3
Oh boooo I hope it’s quick and painless and never ever comes back
20.11.2025 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ok y'all. I spent all night working on this and I think it's ready to release.
New blog post, new goals. Your support (however you can give it, even if that just means sharing this post) would mean the absolute world to me.
ko-fi.com/miradelletarot
03.11.2025 07:45 — 👍 11957 🔁 4601 💬 30 📌 175
i dont want to be in a fandom that critisizes the choices of fictional characters like they are human beings. i want to see THEORY and ANALYSIS and STORY STRUCTURE and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!! I WANT PARALLELS AND MOTIFS AND VISUAL CUES!!! They're not REAL they are TOOLS so stop acting like they are people who made bad choices and should be punished. of course they made bad choices!!! that shit is funny and cool to watch!!
13.11.2025 05:42 — 👍 6580 🔁 2817 💬 9 📌 48
another pen name but this one is for gay cozy mysteries! this is gonna be a big fun series so please check out the first installment: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FYSPZ2VQ
01.11.2025 02:43 — 👍 10 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1I had an absolute blast commissioning and painting this figure. We need more Gales!!! #galedekarios
10.11.2025 15:58 — 👍 102 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 2Hey guys - does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
#bloodweave pretty shots from my current play through.
09.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 80 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
