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Greg Rice

@grrreg.bsky.social

I love to dance in the street and then fall into open manholes while I am dancing.

150 Followers  |  458 Following  |  306 Posts  |  Joined: 07.06.2023
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Who’s the guy from off the street who is introducing the Harrison Ford Lifetime Achievement Award? #ActorAwards

02.03.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

E-comm Website: Here is a link to track your order

Shipping company Website: What the fuck is this?

21.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indiana Football!!! I never said those two words together before!

20.01.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In England, the big kids do not survive.

04.01.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going into 2026 like

01.01.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The biggest mystery of Expedition 33 is why they never wash the dirt off their faces.

28.12.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if Frankenstein made a Dracula?

That way Frankenstein’s Monster would have a friend, who is a Dracula.

Then that Dracula could make a Wolfman.

And that Wolfman could make an Abbott.

And that Abbott could make a Costello.

11.12.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Four Christmas movies to know me by.

26.11.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A sign that says β€œI only cook with one rule: NO RULES.”

A sign that says β€œI only cook with one rule: NO RULES.”

So you DO have a rule.

22.11.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many Detective Pikachu costumes do you think we will see tonight?

31.10.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mood

30.10.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What do you think Detective Pikachu is up to these days?

30.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CALLED IT.

28.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As Ernie Banks once said, β€œlet’s play 18 (innings) today” #worldseries

28.10.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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What flavor did you say this Oreo was?

28.10.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can lead a horse to water and you can push him in… β€˜cause fuck that horse.

15.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I STILL CALL IT DOWNTOWN ABBY!!!

06.09.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right answer!

16.08.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I’d rather be a Barbarian since those axes look cool.

11.08.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know the Blank Check ep dropped today but for everyone else…

11.08.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be them?!?

11.08.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please forward me a pirated video of the last five minutes of WEAPONS (2025) so I can watch that shit on a loop please and thank you.

11.08.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The star shaped logo of Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers, the greatest TV show of all time.

The star shaped logo of Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers, the greatest TV show of all time.

I miss him.

31.07.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mood

26.07.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mood

02.07.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#pacers games left

20.06.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excuse me, I am not available. I need to be on r/Pacers for the rest of the evening.

#nbafinals

06.06.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s still possible. Attack from the stage, the bar, above from the mirrored ball…

24.05.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The reason there was a blitz in the ballroom is that the man in the back said β€œeveryone attack”.

24.05.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0