Ragged Andy

Picture of me taking a shirtless selfie

less than a week away from the gym while I was in NYC and I’m already unrecognizable (lost 3 lbs)

A picture of my fitness tracker’s Recovery metrics for the week. It’s not great.

Them: What brings you to New York?

Me: I come to test the bounds of human endurance.

I think it’s pornceptual specific. The door lady sounded like she‘s from Berlin

The door was tough tonight but my dog collar got me in

Made the mistake of opening the apps when I got to my hotel, and now I’m having the same conversation with every gay 29 yr old in Brooklyn

Still furious they didn’t let Kevin Bacon and Matt Dillon kiss

Accidentally hearted the post of a guy I was peeping on instagram. nothing left to do now except fake my death and start over.

Wearing a Barry’s tank top to pilates today to signal that I’m top vers

The new Lily Allen album is perfectly timed to produce amazing Nonmonogamummy costumes at gay Halloween

Thinking about becoming a “gay internet person” but not sure where I’d find the time for thirst traps. Still trying to finish reading the Shards, honestly.

Saying this with my full chest even though I grew up in Martin County

Doing my part to help with the search.

Hell yeah

I think I’ve always known in my heart that this would end with a Weekend at Bernie’s situation

“Check your rings” is such a passive aggressive way for my watch to call me lazy. It’s Saturday, bitch.

The grocery store only has fresh fava beans once a year because it takes exactly that long for you to forget how awful the prep is

Spent my entire young adult life deeply impacted and also furious at what they did to my girl magik. Over the years, she got resurrected along with all my other dead queens, but for a time I truly believed that people stayed dead in marvel comics.

Well it was fun while it lasted but straight guys are wearing mustaches now. Sorry for hitting on your uncles.

Everyone here has one restaurant they would fight to the death over but the rest are fair game.

cardinal pizzaballa IS brat

Seeing that pool absolutely transported me. Love that a mid beach club in Mexico somehow became a temple of gay pilgrimage.

I’m a RETVRN guy for bringing the parade back to cap hill. The downtown parade era sucks.

Check out the Crescent. It’s a karaoke bar that is gay but typically has a mixed crowd. I used to bartend there and it gets insanely fun some nights. Bar del Corso for good Italian food. Skalka for khachapuri.

They just released a remastered Suikoden I & II for the switch and it is a delight

My cats, Zeke and Yaya, inspecting a cardboard box.

Got a new suitcase and the box was empty for seconds before these rascals jumped in.

Watching the Desire for Sex and feeling extremely validated that a cancer diagnosis can in fact make a person off the charts horny.

Why does it look like Troye Sivan?

Rain City Fit is a great choice for lifting. I think they have a reasonable day pass.

My cats, Zeke and Yaya

My audience as I prepare cat breakfast

This is a city where pedestrians wait to cross the street, even if it’s empty, till the light turns green. However, we will firebomb your cybertruck.