Gigi the Slayer

You fell asleep on the deck? 😭

@mewefree.bsky.social where the hell have you been?! That was the longest trip to the bar I’ve ever seen

not everybody is gonna have the patience to love you thru your tribulations.

I’m really screaming bc she’s actually a sexy lady cosplaying a sexy granny!!
Alma got me going through her IG in awe rn

"How can you look at me and not see all the things that I kept only just for you?"

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love the way you think.

That video made me think about an ex I had and how I used to cook his dog meals. When I think of all the things I did for that sorry ass ex I completely understand why my side nigga was so pissed I was with him 😭

ced and edith be FED, ok?

i love them

Woman hit him so hard she gave him a vestigial twin

Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.

No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.

I absolutely love couponing and now there are so many creators who tell you exactly what to purchase that it’s sooooo much easier.

In a yellow shopping cart: A large container of hand soap, 2 febreeze bathroom scents, an Airwick warmer and oil, 2 Colgate toothbrushes, a Colgate toothpaste

My total was $35.25 and I paid $8.75 including tax. This all goes in the hosting closet.

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Mannnn the Universe does its biggest one when they bring someone in your life who is cares for you and helps care for your kid(s), unprovoked. All because they know it makes your life easier.

Me explaining to my niece why Kevin Hart is still the same size he was in ‘Soul Plane’:

And I refuse to go back!

An elite time!! I still wanna see someone really get into how that took off the way it did. 😆

It looks like a croc chancla.

Made for a better drug experience? 🤷🏾‍♀️😂

I just…yea. Pimp down.

BIG MOVES!

10am every morning. My Grandma, myself, and our second cup of coffee. I miss my old lady

Euphoric tears are wild. Now I just want to partake in whimsy all day.

I...my entire life sounds fake. If i didn't have pictures EYE wouldn't believe it

Now this is funny 😂

We talk about @arrogantade.blacksky.app in The Lion King but we really need to give him his flowers for that Jacksons mini series. In. His. Bag!

Laughing because my bestie and her husband have custody of me 😭

yes. but all couples end up getting custody of a single friend.

AINT! Start the process sooner than later because you will end up there eventually.

I’m hit