EpiVet von Bartlesby III

Federal employee here. I have suffered and stood in solidarity with the shutdown to save thousands of lives that will be lost without the ACA subsidies. You just backstabbed me and millions of Americans. Don’t act like you have any virtue or moral high ground

MAGA right now: “I didn’t believe this would happen?!”

My cousin in Cthulhu, your beliefs are based on selfish capitalistic hedonism cosplaying as Christianity.

You got what you paid for.

@mcuban.bsky.social and @billgates.bsky.social - Now would be the time for you to be the “benevolent” billionaires you cosplaying and fund PBS. Unless you’re full of it

Does anyone know how we can keep the horrors we see today fresh in the minds of the uneducated when it comes time to vote? Legacy media has failed us and people have the political attention span of a squirrel butt-chugging a double espresso

@davidhogg.bsky.social liberal in a red state here. I’m tired of being let down by the DNC. What can I do to get more people like you or @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social in positions to save all of us? A list would be great to share with others

First they came for the innocent man deported to a Salvadoran gulag on an “administrative error” they falsely claim they’re powerless to reverse, flouting court orders even from the Supreme Court — and I spoke out, because I know how the damn poem ends.

Haven’t heard a lot out of the MAGAts that tried to justify his cruelty because of how “good he is for the economy.”

I did not have Walmart Door Greeter as the over saturated job market because they cultishly voted for a racist asshat who proceeded to tank their retirement investments and slash Social Security and Medicare faster than he climaxed with a porn star on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are.

#FAFO

I saw a cybertruck with a wrap advertising an interior design company today.

If that’s what they think an exterior should look like, I don’t want to see what kind of Blues Clues themed sex dungeon they think is appropriate for a living room.

Holy shit. In a shocking unearthed video, Marco Rubio completely destroys Donald Trump for being a full of shit bully.

Marco was hoping people would forget this…so don’t repost right now this very second!

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

Anyone smarter than me know how we can create some kind of company that employs @petebuttigieg.bsky.social to literally call out the constant stream of BS in a sophisticated and palatable manner? The dude can walk into the lion’s den of Faux Newz, kick ass and take names. We need him more than ever

I absolutely love this idea.

If only he was brave enough……to invoke the 25th fucking amendment when he had the goddamn chance!

Took 5yo to the train show today. The levels of MAGAt hypocrisy were astounding.

They love trains, but oppose a national railway.

A good majority of them just saw their insulin prices skyrocket, but still wear red hats.

Are neckbeards and overalls gateways to stupidity, or just door prizes?

Remember when Musk and Zuck were gonna maybe fight in a UFC cage match? We should get that going again.

Zuck hates Musk.
Altman hates Musk.
Like, every other billionaire hates Elon Musk?

Can they all just do a cage match, already?

@mcuban.bsky.social you down?

Imagine getting scorched so bad during football game halftime show that you start spreading an easily preventable disease….

www.theaustralian.com.au/breaking-new...

Good morning and Happy Sunday to everyone who will happily and enthusiastically be reminding trump voters of ALL his broken promises because he's too busy golfing, grifting, tweeting, and being an overall tyrannical shithead.

My field of "I Told You So's" is full.

BREAKING NEWS

Two real estate brothers who worked with Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner have been charged with raping 60 women.

Oren and Alon Alexander are "big Trump supporters" who were "in the room" on election night and at multiple White House parties

Repost this if you agree Elon and DOGE should be SUED!

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

NY friends let’s get the word out for Blake Gendebien Dem candidate for NY-21 special election to fill seat vacated by Elise Stefanik.

People that believe the billionaire ruling class will save them are the same people that think strippers like them.

Serious inquiry: how soon until the people who knowingly voted for a con man to lower grocery prices realize they used the same logic as someone who shits in the corner of their living room to keep ants away from their fridge?

Anybody know if we can report an act of terrorism to the CIA, especially if it’s a foreign born agent infiltrating sensitive data of millions of Americans and destabilizing government infrastructure?

Asking for a friend

Sign the Petition Initiate the Impeachment Process Against Donald Trump

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We should launch a Kickstarter with a $250K goal for anyone who will plainly, loudly, and clearly tell Trump “Go fuck yourself” on camera. It’s gotta be loud and clear, and we need to see Shitler’s reaction.

Mark Zuckerberg - “We need more masculinity on Meta platforms”

Also Zuckerberg - “I’ll be your little bitch and give you $25 million to build a “presidential library” with truck stop men’s restroom toilet stall-level literature and wisdom” (paraphrased, of course)

I’ve (unfortunately) been waiting for some stupid tragedy to occur thanks to Tiny Hands McFuckface. I didn’t think it would be this soon. I hoped it wouldn’t be this awful. The people guiding our air space are indispensable. Those deaths were avoidable, and his voters share the blame.

If you are sending employment threatening emails to federal employees, but sending them warning emails that your pending threatening emails are super serious to keep said federal employees from simply deleting or labeling them as spam, you might work for OPM