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I'm sure there's a nice wall we can put them against

06.11.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have we tried deep frying them? I feel like they should be fried

29.10.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quay Walker also sacked a running back along with the QB yesterday, don't forget about him!

20.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He played like a man possessed in the second half. Reminded me of growing up watching Reggie bullrush tackles into oblivion.

20.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget Ozzy on vocals!

19.10.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is holding a fishing rod and a pitcher of soda . ALT: a cartoon character is holding a fishing rod and a pitcher of soda .

The orange one reminds me of the Kool aid man

17.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spoken like a true sellout

09.10.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes it does, I'd go crazy without this guy to come home to 😊

08.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same

08.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn't agree more! On top of everything you listed, it really bothers me when I finally see the podcaster and they look nothing like I envisioned in my head, I know that's kinda weird but the cognitive dissonance it causes really drives me crazy

08.10.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't express how much I hate the fact that our government is run by a bunch of shitposters, truly mortifying stuff. I'm embarrassed to live here

06.10.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I understand how it works,my point remains that I hate it being dark at 4pm in the afternoon. I already get up at 4am every day. Thanks for the suggestion

06.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why can't we keep daylight savings time year round instead? I don't want it to be dark at 4pm, let's keep the one that gives us more daylight. I like not changing the clocks but let's be reasonable about it

05.10.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did we learn nothing from Jurassic Park? Just because we can doesn't mean we should.

05.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are a broken person. Turn off your computer, set down your phone and go out into the real world and interact with actual human beings and the world around you. Then come back and reevaluate all the horrifying, dehumanizing takes you've put out in the past. I feel sorry for you

05.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one has needed to touch grass more than this man. JFC if you have to strip humanity down to being an algorithm in order to argue machines are sentient then I don't know if there's any hope for you.

05.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This thread is full of some of the worst, most depressing takes I've ever seen. It's absolutely absurd that being mean to a fucking machine is the same as being a racist or bigot towards actual living, breathing human beings. We are so lost as a society.

05.10.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

When do we start Molotov cocktailing these cowardly bastards? When is enough enough?

04.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That might be the only way to get his approval rating up πŸ˜‚

02.10.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are the same people who believe you can reduce drug prices by 1500%, so no I don't think so

02.10.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump being a fat fuck

Trump being a fat fuck

Is the commander in chief included in this new hot sexy military standard?

30.09.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man stands in front of a microphone and says " there would never be an escalator temporarily out of order " sign ALT: a man stands in front of a microphone and says " there would never be an escalator temporarily out of order " sign
30.09.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you can see this post a viking

28.09.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Awesome! Thanks for sharing it 😁

24.09.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And thus begins the balkanization of the US

18.09.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair enough, that sounds delicious. I'm a chef so I'm always looking for new desserts to play around with, I'm gonna have to try this one.

15.09.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting in a car with a group of women and says `` that 's bait . '' ALT: a man is sitting in a car with a group of women and says `` that 's bait . ''
14.09.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cherry clafoutis? Looks good 😊

14.09.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11.09.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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