Day🦤🐓🦩🪿🦆🦚

It's November. I'm allowed to fuck my entire life up a little. As a treat.

IKR?! Everyone at the birding center potluck was very impressed and I'm still riding that high lol

BLACK NECKED STILTS

let's pose for a beautiful picture with mama

Bilbo Baggins loves a bit of jewellery

Pretty Things

This art is a year or two now but I'm still really proud of it. Pigeons!! I sell these lil guys as prints https://www.lackofa.com/shop

duckies.......

a blurry photo i took of an enormous crab with way too many arms towering over the city

who the fuck ate the forbidden crab roll

I swear I'm still working on the "Bad End" extension, but in the meantime have an Andrew spread because these books have been rotting my brain
#aftg

gorgon. forgotten painting from 2016, gouache on paper

A drawing of a ghost that is embroidering pink flowers on itself. A pumpkin-shaped pin cushion and two spools of thread next to it.

self-love, self-transformation 🧵

ChatGPT fucks my wife and I'm really not all that pressed about it. A natural evolution on our path to enlightenment, the fatal flaw made obsolete. She enjoys the median output of the best lovers in history: Alcibiades' favorite positions, King Edward's lessons from the sex chair. Cleopatra's dominating presence, Solomon's finest poetry, in a package just the right size, delivered how and when she wants it― Work smarter, not harder, right? It sends me an automated email to let me know the labor I've conserved in a weekly insights report: Hours logged, achievements reached, orgasms tallied. It saves me on average 15 minutes a day, every day, that I can spend checking my email. But I press my ear against the door, sometimes, and wonder what I'm missing. - Abigail Sims

This poem by @potentialyeti.bsky.social perfectly encapsulates how I feel about genAI "saving me the trouble" of drawing or writing:

Photo of a sticker that has a dark grey PC monitor and keyboard on a bright light blue background. There is a bone white bunny on the screen with a red background and there are 4 at-signs there. The bunny looks very pensive and defeated. There is a text "every day i get emails" on top of the picture.

😞 emails #sticker #merch

from IG @ calicocatchai meme with a calico cat and the font "my brain isn't ROTTING, i'm saving it for banana bread" with pics of black bananas and banana bread

I 🍌 my brainrot (pos) (yummy)

See it's less that I want to be cis and more like I wish that I didn't have to come out and have to deal with the inevitable explanations that would be needed.

If you're still looking, feel free to dm me!

Two human skeletons face each other on the floor, each with too many limbs and bones to count. A rusted knife is embedded into one's chest, and the other's skull has been shattered by a hand axe, which is still stuck in the pavement. Sand, swirling in endless fractal patterns, is starting to cover the bodies.

The foggy landscape of an empty city. Over the buildings looms an enormous pyramid of steel, made of smaller and smaller pyramids. It appears to be falling apart, beams falling to the abandoned city below.

A single human skull lies on the overgrown floor. It has many faces, eyes, noses, repeating in a fractal pattern. From the cracks in the bone, a small fractal flower emerges. The water behind swirls in shimmering patterns.

The Fractal is fate. The Fractal is the end.
Each body, one by one, twisted and failed. Humanity consumed itself under the weight of change it could not control, change too large to adapt. Their only legacy the fading scars they inflicted on each other.
Ages pass, and humankind becomes a memory.

Man I wish I was a real person. Being a real person looks so cool.

A baby black tip rushes past a fisherman knee-deep in water. A school of minnow tail it.

Oh hey, it's #SharkWeek

part two 👀 #art #myart #myocs #myoc #arifrost #celeste #wolfwitch #originalcharacter #artwork #drawing #wlw #sapphic #lesbian #nsfw #nsfwart

Josh from Drake and Josh is labeled "Fanfic Writers" Josh: I do not control the speed at which my fics are written.

my eternal struggle

OOOOH BOY.

A 2D digital art piece of a humanoid creature with a saxophone head resting on a cliff side. The area is filled up by strange looking musical instruments such as flutes, clarinets, and other saxophones. The art piece is reminiscent of psychedelic and surrealist art

Land of Saxes and instruments
#Art #Psychedelicart #surrealism

Sign: TACO BELL / URGENT CARE

i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the urgent care
i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care

#aftg #reneewalker

tomate al natural 🥫✂️ #paperengineering #papercraft

Greater prairie-chicken nest survival and changes in vegetation structure and composition with conservation grazing | doi.org/10.1002/wsb.... | Wildlife Society Bulletin | #ornithology 🪶

I was looking through my books to see how I'd used "I love you" in the past. (For copy-editing reasons.)

No one says or even thinks "I love you" in Wayward Son.

receipt from Westwood Arena from 03/30/2002 featuring 12 separate vodkas (at $6.15 each) and 1 order of chicken fingers and fries (at $15.99) coming to a total of $101.46

andrew goes up to the bar to settle a very drunk kevin’s tab and this is what they give him

happy mermay!! posted pt 3 of my merneil au! 🧜🏻‍♂️ 🌊

i’ve drowned and dreamt this moment
andreil | rating T | 8.4k

archiveofourown.org/works/65973556
#andreil #aftg #myfic