dusty

all i want for christmas is extreme obesity

every day i stray further from god’s light

are you a hermit crab journalist who’s looking for a bigger house and a front-page scoop? well look no further than source ‘n’ shells

are you a southern dandy who needs to send an SOS? well why not stop in at morse ‘n’ belles

are you a thirsty cowboy who’s lost his steed? well we’ve got what you need here at horse ‘n’ wells

Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

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youtube comment sections are magical places where anything is possible

"Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s microwave will be able to cook an entire Thanksgiving Dinner. Ten years from now a microwave may even be able to run the country."

she’s winning…

i love the furry x airplanes crossover

Two digital doodles excerpted from my fursona's ref sheet. Both show my fursona, a leafy green lion with leaves for his hair and mane, in everyday scenarios. 1: My sona is tiny and hoisting up a potted plant that's larger than he is. He's wearing his work outfit, which consists of a beige apron, white long sleeve button up, and brown-purple pants. 2: My sona is huge, dominating the floorspace of a library. He's cheerfully reading a book and clutching a tiny white mug, and is dressed in casual clothes (dark green pants and a short sleeve shirt).

Posting these separately from my ref, I think they turned out nice! I want to draw without lineart more often :]c

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

“can you make it look like our house has a garage?”

Texte: le calendrier de l’avent interdit Image 1: un pied de biche Image 2: un ensemble de casiers automatiques type « Amazon » situé en extérieur

nothing like a good nap after a hard night of sleeping on the radiator

grayscale newsprint looking comic panel (first of four) triangle shaped character and Diamond shaped character are in a grassy field. Dead trees are nearby. A white road connects to a white building with a black roof. The front of the building as a capital letter M and a skull painted on it Triangle says: A MAN BORN TO KILL PROBABLY LIVES IN THE MORGUE Diamond says: HE WILL WANT TO BE NEAR DEAD BODIES

triangle and Diamond are in a long white hallway that stretches to a distant vanishing point. There are no doors or other features except for two rectangular arches bracing the hall. The nearest one has the word Death inscribed on it in large letters. Triangle says: HE’S RIGHT DOWN THIS HALLWAY, I BET Diamond says: LET’S GO!

This page is entirely black except for triangle and their word balooon. Triangle says: ISN’T IT FUN TO IMAGINE WHAT MIGHT BE AT THE HALLWAY’S END?

Another page that is solid black, except for a white stamp in the middle. The upper left box on the stamp contains a circular face with skull like feathers. Below it is a rectangular box containing concentric rectangles. The right side contains a drawing of triangle character saying: I WONDER WHERE I AM!!

the fact that this place is only a little more expensive than like, white spot or boston pizza is so funny

fancy french food feast for @animalmath.bsky.social’s birthday🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

me specializing in homework vore

ough i desire a weight that's in four digits

i threw up on the side of so many roads that looked exactly like this

thinking abt the time when i was a kid and my dad gave me money to buy candy at a gas station on a long road trip and i accidentally bought spice drops instead of gumdrops. anise, clove, and spearmint gummies did NOT make the next two hours of the idaho panhandle pass any quicker.

it's my dang birthday again!! i am here to make a mess and cause a scene

rfk jr is into felching, eating roadkill, and is trying to give the entire country as many diseases as possible. are we sure he's not a bug chaser. like for real.

i need to see the paddington musical asap

seeing john waters…LIVE! and hopefully not die.

all transphobes should be put on a big boat. what happens to the boat is a beautiful secret.

everybody's so fucking fat