dusty

idk why cream of wheat has such a bad reputation. with brown sugar and butter it's so fucking good

cream of wheat...

"gaming and gorging"

"Food and gaming?" *controller next to a giant bowl of orange chicken*

australians:

AWS: *goes down*
my e-bed: *folds me in half and toasts me like a panini press*

i would like to have already worked out

Pic for @durabledeer.bsky.social ❌✈️❌🚂

stupid!! she’s so stupid!!

it slap!!

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

asfjdjfj not the ear bones

ah! i seem to be having a thought…hmm? oh, never mind

and a lot fat...

i could answer emails OR i could just sit here

i don’t know how Shoppers manages to populate their DVD rack exclusively with movies that don’t exist. “the wiggles join the mafia” excuse me

the way she's talking to him like he's a toddler getting vaccinated, the hushed hallway echo, the bizarre noise he makes when he looks at the camera and waves uncomprehendingly, it's magical

this video feels like a dream

i love when a movie is so bad it immediately forces you to expose someone else to it like the cursed tape from the ring

i bought a beret yesterday and i feel soooo french when i wear it

how it feels to be me

that hat suits you so well 👀

A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"