Mael Cornic

Oh just one or two really. Can you ever have enough clamps? 😏

This one must have taken a while.

ENORMOUS fucker!

A few sticks of leftover wood (walnut, Sipo, ash, oak) glued up under pressure. The first stage to making one or two end grain chopping boards of the ‘crazy paving’ variety.

A bunch of wood sticks left behind from woodworking projects, in various lengths, widths and thickness. Too much of a faff to cut and plane them down to corresponding size too make more chopping boards. It’s a game of diminishing returns; these are for the fire.

Three other batches of sticks (mostly ash, walnut and oak) prepped for glue up. Together with the lot under glue up now they will make one or two thick wood end grain chopping boards. By my estimations I should be able to make two boards: one 28x40 cms, the other 28x28cms. Both 4cm thick. That will be it for a while then.

Last one(s) for a while
I reckon. The rest of them sticks are for the fire, it’s just too faffy. That’s still (*counts on sticky fingers*) 5 glue ups to go though. Gonna need more glue.

#woodworking #choppingboards #f*uckthatforagameofmonkeys

A Novotable then!

(Good old Menard not massively keen on the European flag on his mairie, it appears. Not super olive tree related)

You are technically a *notable*

Very Béziers.

Gras? Très.

Et affûter un racloir demande tellement peu d’effort pour un résultat gras avantageux.

J’aime racler et je ne le cache pas non plus.

R2D2 is from Glesga, no one fuckin kens what he’s on aboot amirite. Apart from the tall twat from Embra he’s always hanging around with.

As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter

It’s so good. Not bad for the 32nd of December.

Comme promis, retour sur mon dernier reportage en Russie. Un reportage difficile, qu'on ne fait que quand on sait qu'on ne reviendra pas d'aussitôt dans le pays. J'ai tenté d'obtenir un aperçu de ce que vivent les familles qui perdent leurs proches à la guerre, au-delà de la propagande.

A screen grab of my Print store showing a selection of my illustrations.

Currently free shipping on all orders over $30 at @inprnt.com

www.inprnt.com/gallery/this...

#ArtPrints #SciFi #Illustration

Two different account I follow eating the same thing 600mi apart

Hive mind.

Chances are @deswalsh.bsky.social was also posting about home made pizza just below, just like @clucksky.bsky.social and @royandtanyaorganic.bsky.social

Fucking hate Ewoks.

High value wood paste. For all your cracks nooks and crannies.

You’re not half joking. Fragrances based on wood species is something I need to bring up wirh my wife, who’s into that sort of thing. I love that leathery, tannin-y walnut smell. Not as much as ash which makes my shop smell like a bakery but quite a bit still.

That’s really good! Giving me good ideas. Sadly lacking time to execute any of them.

Les oreilles pointues. Les elfes de Tolkien n’en ont pas.

#pointilleux

Why is it so bloody difficult to buy a strop here? What do you even call the fucking thing in French?

I mean, what even *is* a strop? Sake. Strop strop strop.

#stroppy #woodwork

These people do not have cats.

And a good one too.

Cher Paul, vous avez à faire a un bot. Regardez ce compte sorti de nulle part sans aucun post autre que l’interaction avec vous.

En Russie, la longue épreuve du retour des corps de soldats

Les pertes russes en Ukraine relèvent du secret défense. La recherche des soldats perdus est un tabou, au grand dam des familles laissées sans réponse.

Reportage près de la nouvelle morgue centrale de Rostov-sur-le-Don où affluent les corps rapatriés du front.

Par @paugog.bsky.social

It’s a very cute board. But I’m not seeing the mistake - what is it?

Read the room.

A bunny sips tea outside, in a little side yard where a table and a single chair are set up.

Daily bunny no.3240 has a great afternoon