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Ethan

@iambatfan.bsky.social

Illegitimi non carborundum.

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This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

02.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8368    πŸ” 2268    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 121

Google used to spend 90/10, 90% went to R&D and 10 went to admin/sales and because of that they broke ground in email and search, two of the most important parts of the connected new world. They set the standard.

Now Silicon Valley is run by money men, not engineers, and we get nothing.

02.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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His Iconic Catchphrase .

01.03.2026 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 661    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

"ten generations of pokemon" and "fifty seasons of survivor" are both sentences designed to make me feel way older than i actually am

27.02.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1420    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 2
An ad in a magazine, saying that a pictured young boy is a complete Fuck Face for not having Donkey Kong Land III.
HEADLINE: Nintendo Apologizes For 1997 GamePro Ad That Called You A Complete Fuck Face If You Didn’t Play Donkey Kong Land III.

An ad in a magazine, saying that a pictured young boy is a complete Fuck Face for not having Donkey Kong Land III. HEADLINE: Nintendo Apologizes For 1997 GamePro Ad That Called You A Complete Fuck Face If You Didn’t Play Donkey Kong Land III.

Nintendo issued a formal apology for a controversial 1997 GamePro ad calling readers fuck faces if they didn’t play Donkey Kong Land III.
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19.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 897    πŸ” 247    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 13

fucking pissed that "snark" isn't a goddamned hybrid snake-shark

27.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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love media consolidation

26.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 399    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 13
Kevin Nguyen
@knguyen
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Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave"
β€’ a Slave
Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm
Delete
Edit event Β»
5:27 PM β€’ Feb 23, 2014

Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" β€’ a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event Β» 5:27 PM β€’ Feb 23, 2014

It’s finally over

26.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5054    πŸ” 831    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 21
The Amazing Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man

February in the Marvel Comics 20th Anniversary Calendar 1981.

26.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
oda nobunaga in koala's march form

oda nobunaga in koala's march form

hm i wonder who's gonna be in my koalas today

ODA NOBUNAGA???

23.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
my roku tv suggesting things to me: 

-anime: bluelock
-movies: kangaroo jack
-comedy: superbad
-horror: a quiet place part ii

my roku tv suggesting things to me: -anime: bluelock -movies: kangaroo jack -comedy: superbad -horror: a quiet place part ii

which way western man

22.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

I'm not sure why there are YouTube shorts but not YouTube pants. Sometimes it's cold outside

26.02.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

just stumbled upon an antique shop named 'the past & the curious' which

26.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1009    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 10

OBI WAN: you don't need to see his identification
STORM TROOPER (getting really hot in the suit): fine. move along.
OBI WAN: and these aren't the droids you're looking for
STORM TROOPER (lunch break was supposed to be an hour ago): i truly do not fucking care man. think for one second about my life

26.02.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2746    πŸ” 429    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 12

(weeping, face wet and covered by my hands) comic books are so good

25.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Bruegger. He learned a highly advanced new trick, demonstrating excellent use of both free will and spatulas. 13/10 (TT: maddmaddmad)

25.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7226    πŸ” 892    πŸ’¬ 161    πŸ“Œ 58
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I really wish Warner Brothers wasn’t in such a constant state of turmoil because a collection of their eight and 16 bit era games would be a freaking blast

25.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

JD Vance running the war on fraud is perfect being that he is one.

25.02.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 517    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

What if a lovable kitten gave a speech instead? We’d all be watching that with a delighted smile

25.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€˜We’re losing accessibility’: America says goodbye to the mass-market paperback The so-called β€˜pocket book’ sold in supermarkets is being phased out across the US, the latest sign of an ongoing shift in how people are choosing to read

I still read pocket paperbacks. Just took a couple Asimovs with me the Paris last month in fact. I've ALWAYS been a paperback reader. A thousand Peanuts PBs when I was young, then on to Mad ones, then Doc Savage, then Conan and Bradbury, then Tolkien and Asimov and Dick, on and on. All in paperback.

24.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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HULK SMASH!
HULK SMASH!
HULK HURT.
HULK grieve.
Hulk heal.
Hulk love.
Hulk sleep.
Hulk dream.
Hulk dream the dreams of fortunate men.
Men not dashed upon seas of torment.
Men cradled in the blossom of gentle waters.

But, Hulk smash.
Yes.
Hulk smash.

16.10.2023 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
HULK POEM (posted on r/hulk by user santagrillcheese, post tagged nostalgia with 208 upvotes and 29 comments)

Hulk hulk, go away; make it so i am not gay; Hulk hulk, have a heart; Find hulk toys at the Walmart; Hulk hulk, eat the food; 10 9 8 7 6 Hamood; Hulk hulk, yes indeed; Stealing is a sign of greed;

Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/hulk

HULK POEM (posted on r/hulk by user santagrillcheese, post tagged nostalgia with 208 upvotes and 29 comments) Hulk hulk, go away; make it so i am not gay; Hulk hulk, have a heart; Find hulk toys at the Walmart; Hulk hulk, eat the food; 10 9 8 7 6 Hamood; Hulk hulk, yes indeed; Stealing is a sign of greed; Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/hulk

30.11.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 628    πŸ” 228    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

[octopus mom when octopus child is misbehaving] i am going to count to EIGHT

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you couldn't make the Golden Girls today because they're all dead

02.05.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3
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Crazy shit happening at xbox rn

21.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7039    πŸ” 1763    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 20

Time to make the ybox

21.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2