@harpogarza.bsky.social
I spend an insane amount of time painting plastic miniatures for games that I rarely get to play. Why? How the fuck should I know?!?
I made a wonderful beef stew tonight, the first of the season, and I'm not going to ruin that by watching the Kings.
12.11.2025 04:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Repost with an iconic fictional band
12.11.2025 01:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An 8pm tip off for a Kings game is sick and cruel.
12.11.2025 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t wait for 4th quarter Keon Ellis tonight.
For the rest of the league: That’s when the Kings are already down by 30 and allow their best defender, who also could be part of the future, some floor time.
The scouting reports on Cam Thomas
10.11.2025 03:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I should probably stop watching Welcome To Derry right before bed.
10.11.2025 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0youtu.be/7O84dpaJu3c?...
08.11.2025 17:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some day, when he moves on to a real NBA franchise and not the dumpster fire clown show he currently works, we'll finally find out why the Kings never used Keon Ellis in a manner that makes an ounce of sense. And I can assure you the answer will be even dumber than what you're imagining.
08.11.2025 05:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
06.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 2649 🔁 326 💬 52 📌 7
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”
Woke up today to the news
04.11.2025 13:53 — 👍 7302 🔁 1726 💬 138 📌 230The same media hacks who tried to rehabilitate Kissinger after he died are lining up to suck the dick of Cheney's ghost. This nation is Hakeem on the Raptors-level washed.
04.11.2025 14:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can't wait for CNN to describe the war criminal Cheney as "divisive" and "polarizing".
04.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Tommy Boy
BASEketball
Borat
🐇🐰🐇
01.11.2025 07:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.
30.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 1637 🔁 310 💬 14 📌 8Few things in this world are as hopeless and pointless as being a Sacramento Kings fan.
30.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People are literally putting a happy face on societal collapse. I hate it here.
29.10.2025 14:07 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The boys and I finished 2nd at trivia night despite it being horror movie themed and the 3 of us collectively being too scared to have watched most horror movies.
29.10.2025 05:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
29.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 2747 🔁 425 💬 21 📌 24C'mon, Neil. If you have ANY sway in the afterlife, now is the time to cash it in.
28.10.2025 04:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Manifesting all the failure demons to Dodger Stadium right now. I have never wanted anything more than watching Kershaw piss his pants live on TV.
28.10.2025 04:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Crusty white boomer bread.
Hey, I saw your dad yesterday.
25.10.2025 12:24 — 👍 246 🔁 41 💬 8 📌 58 years 8 months 8 days away from retirement. Yes, I'm counting.
25.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tremendous
25.10.2025 04:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Supervisor: Are you seriously using your vacation time to take off THE ENTIRE holiday season? Do you understand how much overtime money you're leaving on the table?!?
Me:
The Sacramento Kings will not see neither the post season nor heaven
What the...
23.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ah, opening night, the high point of every Kings season. The road to 33 wins starts here!
23.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
