Bill DeMayo

So how many more days do you think it'll take before the Arabian peninsula starts to get a little sick of Donnie's adventures in Regime Change?

I'd say if the strait isn't open by the end of the week things start to get incredibly interesting

THEY ARE MUTILIZATING THE CHILDREN

THE MUTILIZATION MUST STOP. DO NOT MUTILIZATE THE CHILDREN

A lot of variables into that but to boil it down; short term - a massive hit to polling, long term kind of murky and depends on the political environment at the time, but most likely hearings and possible legal action - if this is officially a war or not (it'd need to be to avoid this)

I love that his ego is so frail that he can't even admit he picked a moron to run DHS so he's "promoting" her to an imaginary job and then picked an even bigger moron to run DHS, but it costs him a Senate vote

How long until Erdogan is like nah guys I don't like this too?

Like idk our plan seems to be mimicking the Iranians - they want to make it as painful as possible for the entire region so that the Americans back off, and we want the entire region to be at war so we can wash our hands of it now 🤷🏼‍♂️

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So I'll preface this by saying I am a fervent believer that one of the bigger mistakes of WW1 was not drawing an independent Kurdistan after the partitioning of the Ottoman Empire.

THAT BEING SAID

Does anyone really think arming Kurds in Iraq to go into Iran is going to play out well long term?

The horrors persist, but so do I

Well we haven't actually done it, but the idiots in suits def have thought about it lol

You know it really upsets me that it didn't even take a day for them to float this idea lmao

WELP

Yeah those strike groups aren't ever going into the straight there is 0 need for that. The Lincoln will stay out in the Indian Ocean and the Ford is sitting off Israel's coast.

Idk maybe it's just me but if you're gonna fight a war you should probably make sure you can do all the shooty things you wanna do to finish the job 🤷🏼‍♂️

Tell you what, you thought they got heat when they fucked up an issue they were polling almost +20 on, wait til you see how fucking up an issue they were -40 on is gonna go lol

Trump in his video address last night:

Can we make a promise when we remove these idiots that we stop naming military operations like we grew up in barrens chat?

Fuckin Operation Epic Fury, what's next, Operation Roflcopters?

Everybody's going to the party,
have a real good time
Dancing in the desert,
Blowin up the sunshine

I'm upset that I spelled the wrong strait but eh what can you do

We've pissed away 250 million dollars in drones this week, losing one over the straight of Hormuz (which might have even been recovered by the Iranians) and we lasered one of our own over the Mexican border (lol idiots)

But tell me more about the party of fiscal responsibility

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Much to Mike Johnson's delight, the aluminum pole being installed on the floor of Congress is not, in fact, a stripper pole, but rather the festivus pole - for the airing of the grievances.

RFK Jr and Kid Rock will be performing the feats of strength.

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HE KILLED THE WINDMILLS. THE BIRDS ARE SAFE

I just distilled 3 hours of jerking off into two sentences for all of ya, you're welcome 🤗

Watching Mike Johnson's facial expressions should be interesting at least.

The forced smile and barely contained panic should be pretty tasty schadenfreude

THE STATE OF THE UNION IS I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH ALLS OF YOUSE, AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT.

AND HOW GREAT I AM. ITS TREMENDOUS REALLY.

Who's ready for 3 hours of self fellating tonight?

Teamwork does make the dream work, I've heard

Idk if y'all noticed but we've reached the stage of "Republicans are trying to kill Trump" where an attempted assassination of the president isn't even really newsworthy.

That's how much people hate this asshole. And again, it's his own people, not us, who are doing it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Like oh jeez another crazy ass maga kid just wandered onto Mar a Lago with a shotgun I didn't realize it was Sunday already 🤔😂

Idk if y'all noticed but we've reached the stage of "Republicans are trying to kill Trump" where an attempted assassination of the president isn't even really newsworthy.

That's how much people hate this asshole. And again, it's his own people, not us, who are doing it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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🤔🤫