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The GBA emulator isn’t free. At least with the FR/LG rereleases you don’t lose access if your subscription lapses.

Smiling Friends ending is the "Kennedy Has Been Shot" for people with ADHD who grew up on Newgrounds

Emergency protest happening now outside Columbia University after ICE agents used a “bogus missing persons flyer for a 5-year old girl” to gain access to a school-owned residence to detain a student.

That student posted to her instagram this morning: “DHS illegally arrested me. Please help.”

The disappearance of Larry Summers from public life cannot happen fast enough.

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

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Howl from Beyond X Black Instant Effects: Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn. Flavor text: "From the mouths of my servants, my voice shall emerge to shake the souls of my foes." —Lim-Dûl, the Necromancer

When the coffee kicks in:

Utah rookie Ace Bailey isn’t who you think he is. That’s why the Jazz might have a future star. “Just get to know him. Ace Bailey is great,” teammate Kevin Love says.

Excited to see what my guy Kevin Reynolds can do on the Utah Jazz beat for @sltrib.com. Here's his first piece on Ace Bailey and writing your own story: www.sltrib.com/sports/jazz/...

It was Obama who told us it’s high school everywhere forever.

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

Reporter: Do aliens exist?

Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech

So, uh…when do we take to the streets?

tweet from @cliftonhowze on twitter Last night at the #DataCenters meeting in Claremore, Darren Blanchard, who has attended most of these meetings around NE Oklahoma & has some pretty impressive FOIA/ORA skills, was arrested after going over his 3 min. allotted speaking time. First arrest I've seen at one of these.

in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

proud this is the 4th google result for WEXMAC TITUS

Mike Rounds says Republicans just want to make you show your document with a yellow star in order to vote

The Rent Is Too Damn High Guy, the Leave Britney Alone fellow, every streaker at a bowl game 20 minutes after an Air Force flyover. We had our prophets and we laughed at them.

argue all u want but my transformers dollhouse game goes crazy megatrons articulation joints are strong enough to hold a full teacup easily

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime

This is El Paso, where the airspace has been shut down without explanation for ten days btw

Just in the past few months in Minnesota, there have been as many ICE employees arrested for sex trafficking as there's been people executed by ICE agents

I've been to some countries where people live under military rule or autocracy. And without fail, one of the questions I get when they ask about life in the U.S. is whether it's true that Americans just let homeless people die on the street.

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

The Atlantic wrote a piece saying the Epstein Files are not a big conspiracy but then there's a photo of the owner with Maxwell

Hahaha OK that's pretty good.

Sure this can happen in the bisexual socialist paradise of Iberville Parish Louisiana but what about Real America?

Imagine that