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50 Followers  |  76 Following  |  8 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.6559

Latest posts by krastun.bsky.social on Bluesky

Bisalp surgery was pretty easy. "Hey, dumbass, take it easy and don't lift stuff" feels like it'll be the hardest part of recovery.

21.03.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate that it's so hard to completely axe some of my other social media accounts. FOMO is a bitch.

27.02.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
20.02.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How profoundly telling that the page crashes when I try to schedule a consultation to get my tubes tied.

29.01.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quite possibly my favorite Onion headline of all time.

25.01.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda want to fucking vomit right now.

I can't even put it into words, but "what the fuck" covers a good chunk of it.

21.01.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pigeon says hi, and he's totally a real cat and not a cryptid.

17.11.2024 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

butts?

16.11.2024 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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