Sufferable big vegetable

Immovable force meets unstoppable object: it’s very cute that a raccoon came up to my door tonight because raccoons are cute, and also it makes me so nervous for my chickens in the coop and pets nearby knowing how bold this raccoon was

I’m just doing it for funsies practice but anyone who is going to be having it done for surgery prep is truly the strongest bitch alive

This is probably TMI but there’s not many people in class so I decided to practice on my bikini line hairs and fuck, yall. That two hours felt like running a marathon

Oh I forget you didn’t have those before! Welcome to spring

I swear to god I am going to have a good time!!!!

Nervous because I’m solo concerting tomorrow for my favorite band and last time I went solo I got really anxious (for likely unrelated reasons) but I’m like I Will Fucking Enjoy This Or Else

I want to go home

Auh….. my beepos

🤝🏻 Siri play Bruce Springsteens im on fire

He was like “well SOMEONE had to provide your backup singer”

I made our other classmate listen to it on the way home bc I drop her at a bus stop and she was like “damn… this is Hamilton? This kind of fucks actually. This is part of the show??”

Danny got in the car on our way to school and very judgementally was like “WHY are you listening to Hamilton” and then immediately started singing along with me

Lifecycle

Took this pic of cal and then immediately saw that my photos app was reminding me of this picture of julien. Two sides of the same coin

A tiny 1.5yo maltipoo puppy who is partially paralyzed and has a really cool wheel chair. Someone has made a cute school photo-like collage of him where we see him in full body at the bottom and just in bust at the top. He’s been given a blue cloudy background with stars

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

It’s soooo sad. I really hope it doesn’t happen 3 weeks in a row

Someone shot at the Tesla dealership next to my house (for the second time in two weeks) (no one was hurt) (only property damage) (😏)

I have my first client in 15 minutes I’m going to frow up

Content warning spider obviously but

oh fuck new video limit means i can upload breaking bad type beat

My jumping spider just sat on my finger for like ten minutes because he got his feet wet and then very delicately cleaned off the end of each one

Hi everyone did you know that spiders groom themselves like little cats

Photos of them are so deceptive because she is literally less than half his body weight

I’ve started thinking of calliope as Remys little mail order child bride who he loves and cherishes

So funnily enough I don’t even think that’s the problem, there were just several cases of Weird Things happening that caused me to get woozy. But also my running theory is I’m on antianxiety med again and it’s regulating my freak out response about long blood donation and that’s why it’s working now

BUT this time AND last time I not only didn’t even get close to passing out but I did a full successful platelet donation!!! I win

In a very funny turn of events I have garnered a Reputation at the blood donation clinic for being a problem child (not because I’m rude but because I keep almost passing out lol)

It is so fucked up how good vegan babybels are. They are food of the gods level unreal

Becaaaause as a student I’m running some very steeply discounted rates while I’m still in school just saying 👀

Did I…. Did I fucking forget that you live in the same city as me???