Noah

No plans to watch but if anyone was supposed to live child free it was …

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

It’s kinda wild to think that i was balding for like a decade and now I’m not 😭

Can’t wait to be able to tuck my hair behind my ears. It’s been like 2 decades and I can’t recall if it suits me.

Stranger Things: I always tune out of all the Kaboom 💥 military action techy sequences like baby get back to the character development IMMEDIATELY.

The concept of Stars Hollow getting ran through with guests and signage like a mini Disneyland

RIGHT that’s what I thought

The Holdovers and The Family Stone are so goated as non-magical Xmas movies 🎄❤️ Xmas With the Kranks was kinda terrible? I used to love it. 20 years later it brought up a repressed memory AND I couldn’t stop thinking about what a nightmare it must have been dealing with JLC & Tim Allen all at once.

Cancel your hulu and disney+ accounts

Ok, let’s cancel any TV packages we have. CBS, ABC. Let’s be done. Boycott them. Netflix can have my money.

Jamie Lee Curtis for prison btw.

If I could have a bowl of Justin’s peanut butter cups for breakfast lunch and dinner without it posing health risks or a hefty caloric surplus I absolutely would

Jennifer Anistons dad was on Days of Our Lives for like 40 some years which is surprising because I don’t think I’ve ever ever EVER seen her noted as a nepo baby. I’ve only ever seen her Leprechaun role framed as some sort of lucky break for her.

Like why is babygirl Marvel sized

Shawn Mendes is SIX FOOT TWO???!! I don’t know what I thought he’d be but somehow it wasn’t that 😵

…. There are NO online photos whatsoever of Justin Theroux before he had that severe yet fashionable hairline. None.

All the context clues, like Kryptonite for example, were totally lost on me because I didn’t know jack about the lore

I’m reminded that i watched the first 2 or 3 seasons of Smallville when they first aired without ever making the connection to Superman.

I know they’re related but yikes

I watched Wicked for the first time yesterday and Ariana was giving me so much Camille Grammar for some reason 😵 looks vibe aura questionable morals

Sarah Jessica Parker is a lot more interesting than Carrie Bradshaw. And possibly quirkier.

That white woman did what she had to do when she recorded Breathe (2am)

She likes them quiet. Xanders a yapper.

Once Instagram figures out you like guy butts it’s really over for you

Yeah

Watching Another Simple Favor. Anna Kendrick is like an even mousier Emma Roberts.