James Cook

21st October 2025 - this is the day that Andy Dufresne would have been released from Shawshank prison.

HOW GRIND CULTURE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS

Doctors are warning patients not to put spring rolls up their anus

Roses are red
Crimes can be heinous

Same.

They’ll never know what actual football support is like.

Anyone else wanna watch the Marler and Wilkinson detective show?

Too legitimate to quitimate

the world died wanking

Brilliant

The world will end with various super yachts floating around while their owners drink their own piss.

This is why they’re investing in compounds and shock collars.

They know what’s coming.

Herby salmon and couscous

Anyone else think this recipe sounds like a 1950s ventriloquist act?

Please, Mr Compensator was my father's name. Call me 'Over'.

Hello. The podcast I do with Andy 'not on the socials' Robinson has a new episode.

We talk about pop records from the past, and this week it's 1983 (see clip for songs).

Head to linktr.ee/shoobypodcast to listen and support podcasts by people who aren't already famous millionaires.

Hello. The podcast I do with Andy 'not on the socials' Robinson has a new episode.

We talk about pop records from the past, and this week it's 1983 (see clip for songs).

Head to linktr.ee/shoobypodcast to listen and support podcasts by people who aren't already famous millionaires.

YouTube video by Jeremy Limb Casablanca - Marseillaise Scene (extended edition)

That really moving Marseillaise scene in Casablanca is now 400% more moving youtu.be/CbWgOpG1988

‘I’ve got leeches in my breeches and I need to give speeches’ - 17th century James Brown

If Premier League football teams
were run like The Arts, each XI would have one non-white player and ten privately educated sons of the owner’s mates.

On the plus side there’d be a lot of comedy defending.

FUN FACT: I no longer mention where I'm from on-stage (unless I'm local). Too many hecklers were shouting out words to the effect of 'but you're white?' (usually they'd include an ethnic slur) and me telling them to go forth and multiply because they were a thick racist c-bomb, although cathartic, was derailing my 20 minutes of bon homie, banter and witticisms. Luckily for me I suppose, I have the privilege of blending in with the majority. If individuals were shouting it, then many more were probably thinking it - and those are the people Jenrick is going after. The *ahem* 'low information voters' in small towns who believe that there are no white people in Birmingham and that London is under Sharia Law because they've 'done their own research' by seeing memes on social media, reading the Daily Mail or watching GBeebies. But not by actually visiting either city. And the rest of us have to watch the Dog Whistle Greatest Hits getting wheeled out again, because racists only have one playbook and they use it time after time hoping that we'll have forgotten when their easily disprovable bullshit was last debunked. If I was a Tory, I'd be absolutely appalled that this is what passes for 'Conservative values' in 2025. You'd have thought the party of personal responsibility wouldn't also be the party of 'people of that demographic are all the same' but here we are.

🎧NEW EPISODE ALERT🎧
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Part 1 features 5 blokes singing about regret😔, eyes (Spanish) 👀, dancing (general) 🕺, love ❤️ and more regret 😔, so as you can imagine Andy and James get the giggles.
Available from linktr.ee/shoobypodcast.

Punch Nazis

Every right wing podcaster sounds like “We need to get back to traditional art and values and away from degenerate foreign inspired culturez This podcast is sponsored by Captain Ass-Blaster’s Anal-Prolapse Juice, at over 8.4million Scoville’s you won’t find a hotter sauce”

Watching the managed decline of western civilization is fucking exhausting isn't it

(Elton John voice)

And it seems to me
When we got home
There’ll be a parcel in the bin

Cus that’s where they put them
When nobody’s in

(Elton John voice)

And it seems to me
When we got home
There’ll be a parcel in the bin

Cus that’s where they put them
When nobody’s in

BIRMINGHAM!
A comedy/game show/live experience unlike anything you'll have seen before.

Unless you watched Channel 4 in the 80s obvs.

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Avril Lavigne Girlfriend single cover art with a suggestion that she was killed and replaced I. 2003

Hey (hey) you (you) I don’t like your podcast
No way (no way) I think you need a new one

Just one of the songs explored on today’s NEW EPISODE of Shooby Dooby Doo Wop: The Top 10 Time Machine

Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

The cover art of Beautiful Liar by Beyonce and Shakira with the caption ‘I Know Him So Well for millenials’ because it is.

Just one of the songs explored on today’s NEW EPISODE of Shooby Dooby Doo Wop: The Top 10 Time Machine

Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

‘NORE CLEASE’ - Homer, his tongue coated in wax, asking for more insanity pepper.

Used by me any time I go for seconds and if you saw the state of me you’d know how often that was.

These lamppost flags are a handy guide to where all the fat divorced men live.

Strange name for a dog