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James Cook

@jamesecook.bsky.social

Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast Comedian. Often speaks of pop songs from days of yore.

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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

06.03.2026 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1925    πŸ” 631    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 33

Someone’s been watching Villa

05.03.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

to ease the pressure on my parent friends on world book day, i’m going to write a children’s book called β€˜the child who just wore their regular clothes’

05.03.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

As cathartic as it is to watch those clips of Noem being called out, it does make me think of the old saying about playing chess against a pigeon.

05.03.2026 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

04.03.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a shame, β€˜My Brother’ is a banger

04.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Doctor regenerates into En Vogue. All 4 members. They have adventures.

04.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You are a trailblazer

04.03.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve started asking comedians β€˜how’s Taskmaster going?’ when I see them at gigs. Found one so far.

04.03.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Caribbean Cruise
Now we’re sharing the same booze
And the buffet shuts at one
No more chips in the sun

03.03.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I plan to meet the end of the world knackered and full of overpriced service station 'food'

02.03.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.

Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have β€˜voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

02.03.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5329    πŸ” 1141    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 21

What are you gonna do with all this cheese?
All this cheese inside my knees?
I’m gonna feed it to my bees
To my bees with Richard Keys

01.03.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
When you see this from another (childish monster voice) angle for Morgan Gibbs-White, I love Alpen!

When you see this from another (childish monster voice) angle for Morgan Gibbs-White, I love Alpen!

When you see this from another (childish monster voice) angle for Morgan Gibbs-White, I love Alpen!

01.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And why does he always say it like that?

28.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They were hoping for a collab

28.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only credited to Williams

28.02.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shame only got to #2

28.02.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of the Ayatollah where we looks a bit Lettermany

Picture of the Ayatollah where we looks a bit Lettermany

So sorry to hear about David Letterman

28.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

James Blunt’s Hootenanny?

28.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rosalia, please give us your Music 2000

28.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bjork used to live in Wolverhampton fact fans

28.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

McCartney? Wings had 5, Ebony and Ivory

28.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Get yourself some of Graeme's excellent artwork. A glorious mix of silly, dark and surreal. I have 5 of them in my house as we speak.

28.02.2026 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It's only Legitimate Concerns if you're a racist, otherwise it's just sparkling sectarianism.

28.02.2026 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Less than 2 years ago he had a massive majority and a split opposition and he’s fucked it.

27.02.2026 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sun beams can’t melt wax wings. Wake up sheeple.

27.02.2026 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget.

β€œMAAAAAAAYOR”

25.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0