Mattie

Many people are saying this 🤔

Few things have been as impactful in tech as "emoji react" to messages

My MIL asked for her phone to check "the bird app" but what she meant was the app that identifies birds by their calls 🤣

Is this a Titane spoiler?

For this project I'm working on it's been easier to integrate a LLM Artificial Intelligence than it has been to get the CSS to look right 😵‍💫

Sometimes when you're doing computers you're just like: do I try and fix my LD_LIBRARY_PATH to fix this issue or do I just write everything from scratch because it might be faster 🙃

Ice cream truck on the road

Driving past an ice cream trucj and Imaginibg if I could order something directly into my taxi 🤔

This but avocado

I like visiting but that lack of density gives me ghost town vibes

Kids! stop playing with your forks and eat your spaghetti !

23 yo into drake - that makes the story sad 😢

🥹 she's so innocent - don't ever change 32 year old confused party girl 🙏

bsky is like moving to a new highschool: "this time, I'll be cool!" But then, it turns out you're already at the nerd table at lunch

Yo I'm crushing a redbull and folding laundry, who's up?

Hell Threader: Lament Configuration error

User cannot see replies or clear notifications. Also cenobites start barging in saying things like "you were warned!" And "We have such sights to show you."

Yup. 🤣

When this site inevitably goes down I damn sure hope we get a storm cloud on the 500 page

We've had "fail whale", let's see a "pain rain!"

If I were to describe my approach to life at the moment it would be: "mashing the buttons of the Street Fighter arcade cabinet and hoping for the best"

Hot air.

Micro blogging via a weird Web2.0 ui in an economic downturn like it's 2008 baby

How about dark (sky) mode?