Fright Shark

Harold Longass

I'm hearing reports that trubberd is a man

I am so honored to receive a nomination for White Boy of the Year. I know I have a very tough competition with my fellow nominees but I will do everything I can to prove my supporters right

Same for if your game has a town in it

Enjoying the new Fuck You Greaseburger at Big Fatso's Shit Shack

sorry boss I'll be there soon, this is the price of progress 🙏

I am working to implement a version of the purge but all that happens is every numbered road has its speed limit changed to that number for the day

Steven Bigfriend

Drats!!

Ack! I'm being beheld!

A prepackaged wired keyboard for a Lenovo Windows 11 desktop. The right Windows key between the Alt and context menu keys has been replaced by a shortcut key that opens up Copilot

It makes absolute sense business wise but the second Windows key on pre-packaged Windows system keyboards being replaced with a Copilot key makes me so mad

Shit they weren't lying when they named this area. The sky is pretty big out here

Introducing Sploinker 2.0

Do you think the guys who make all the graphics for Monday Night Football are rock hard while they're doing it. Do you think they have to take a quick break sometimes to get a dozen cranks in just so they can stay focused

I'm more into CIDER Monday 🤪🤑🤑 gimme all of that yucky looking juice ohhhh ew it looks nasty but it tastes so good

I hate getting stuck in the corner by fetishes

Shitting in the Delta Sky Club lounge in Minneapolis. Because you know what they say: "when your coworker is on the same flight as you and has a guest pass to the Delta Sky Club lounge, you must never turn down an opportunity to shit there"

She literally said 😛

I wish there was something equivalent to a Little Debbie Fudge Round that my dog could have. So we could enjoy them together

A white and brown pitbull named Piper. She is looking back at me and her tongue is hanging out of her mouth

Piper is tweaking

Can someone buy me a crokinole board. It's very important I get one

My brother in law tried chatgpt one time and now he has gone full-blown AI numbskull

Brown and white pitbull named Piper laying in my lap. She's too big to be doing that but she does it anyways

a very special Piper Day

The state of trying to watch football on Thanksgiving is so funny. Oh this one is on Fox which is on DirecTV. That'll be $55. Don't even fucking ask me about the next one on CBS or I'll kill you

New findings from studies of the perplexing 3I/ATLAS comet have NASA researchers asking: are you mad at me?

Thinking about how much AI computing the Lands Between could accomplish by cutting down the Erdtree and using it as fuel for a data center

I need everyone to understand I'm not married to my dog

the duality of the relationship with me and my dog is that in the same 10 minute period I will go from calling him my perfect sweet baby boy to a certified freak ass motherfucker

We need to exclaim more about the heavens that aren't good and the Scotts that aren't great

I believe there's a legal statute that supports this