magnesium-based lifeform💊

I envy him at times. No thoughts, just naps and meow-meow

…блять как мне теперь жить с информацией что моей текущей гиперфиксацией я обязана басисту из невады тан который был хорош в своей эмо-фазе 17 лет назад, а потом ссохся и спроецировал себя на ремейк персонажа из лол

мир при инсульте

сон под блейзером за гаражами

советник сало

сидела вчера на редноуте, алгоритм пока не оформился, но чувство новой соцсети есть, исследую вылазками, попутно радуясь знакомым иероглифам (двум максимум)

1) идеальная физиономия, 10 пупупу из 10🤌
2) еще небось и в коленах хрупнет, когда встанет с камушка

…это что за нож в печень с утреца пораньше

lol vikjayce are gonna be legendary with the way you guys portray silly dynamics🤌

also since tommy cash did collab with bbno$ and is the same level but different flavour of unhinged, this cast makes perfect sense
my brain is sexy and my logic is impeccable

the horror of realisation that I misspelled his name at the first attempt of posting this

YouTube video by TOMMY CASH TOMMY CASH - X-RAY (Official Video)

*deep sigh* viktor arcane and his commune

youtu.be/K5kD_vYnbe4?...

he pissed all over the wall so I condemn him to public scrutiny

ROOF ACCESS I REPEAT ROOF ACCESS

closing January with the final corporate party before I submit my soul to our lord and savior or whoever, full hermit mode
hoping that I’ll come out in the other end having lost some kilos and a tad smarter

бан оказался вечным💀
имеем в итоге:
- шутка, за которую сз подарил мне вечную подписку
- шутка, за которую сз забанил меня с концами
собери их все👌

неудачно пошутила, схлопотала бан, придется действительно закрывать интернеты и делать полезное

удивительную придирчивость демонстрирует этот чудный зверь, который месяц живет на лавашах с яйцом и милости столовских работниц

I am in a desperate need of a bunch of irl hobbies

things I got salty about this week:
- my unwanted editing expertise denied
- the workflow getting wrecked because my boss lost her brother in an accident
- birthday gift cards are not enough to sponsor my conviction that supplements will fix me
- my dad being cranky during his rehabilitation

guess it’s a diary now, the way my t*****r used to be✌️
attempting another lifestyle change, see if anything sticks

spent the entire day recovering from a hangover/stiff neck combo, superstar copped a bit too close to the sun

failed in the “go home when I feel like it” department but I made a friend and explored 3 new places, so it’s a success overall

I kinda still have a whole concept of going on an adventure as an adult. An unusual place, usually alone, overdressed, smoking to bring back the student years. I want to keep the whole thing but really, actually expect nothing and have it in me to leave as early as I please

thanks to a podcast I am riding a bus to a) a whole other new bar I didn’t intend to go to at first b) looking less desperate than I could
baby steps

On the rare occasion I find time to draw anything these days I almost invariably have a moment of surprise like "oh wait holy shit I'm good at drawing actually!"

I keep expecting to have lost the ability.

it’s my birthday tomorrow and I’m actually surprised I’m looking forward to it🙃 I don’t really plan to celebrate, but the overall attitude I still somehow have, the LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO since when I hit 30, is still there

the second one

too many January office parties (there were two)

the algorithm here is refreshingly lacking, I feel more free than ever and I hope it tames my social media addiction eventually

смотрю за очередным витком дискурса вокруг анатомии виктора

Well, he IS the person paving way to hell with good intentions who is afraid of change that may bring the doom, i just can’t help but cackle imagining his VA instead of Jonathan Sims🥲 On the other hand, the cuter Narrator acting more paternal towards the LQ kinda gives Kyubei💀