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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.

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*anyone looking for books?
I can sort you out. No questions asked.

Hardbacks, paperbacks.
I can even get you spiral bound ones (if that's what you're into).

All sent out discreetly in brown packages.
Your little reading habit's safe with me.

Message me.

You know you want to*

We've been down on the beach today picking up firework debris. It's odd, isn't it, that you can be fined £250 for dropping litter but somehow it's OK to launch rockets containing plastic casings into the sky.

Painting of a judgmental cat shaped like a torpedo with an orange background. The artist's signature and @joyousjoyfuljoyness watermark are on the bottom.

This is my painting, "Kitty Torpedo"! So judgy.

#art #cat #painting #catart

Packed room in Darlington

Extraordinary packed scenes everywhere we're taking the Green Party message.

Darlington - another stop on the trip of the North East where we're making hope normal again.

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REAL HOPE. REAL CHANGE STOP TUITION FEES! Green Party Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

🤯 The government have announced that university tuition fees in England will increase every year in line with inflation from 2026.

🧑🎓 Education should be a right, not a privilege.

💚 That's why the Green Party would scrap tuition fees altogether.

This may well save lives. It'll certainly help to protect the health of pupils and staff. Well done @london.gov.uk www.london.gov.uk/mayor-invest...

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

Headline from the Times: "Bestselling novelist Jilly Cooper dies in fall aged 88", illustrated with a rather famous black and white picture of Virginia Woolf

Epic; no notes

Natalie Haynes: No Friend To This House - Canterbury Festival Natalie Haynes is a writer, broadcaster, classicist, and comedian who has been described as ‘the modern embodiment of the best of Homer'

I’m excited to be in Kent next week, for Canterbury Festival! This is one of your last chances to see the No Friend to This House show, where I’ll be standing up for the Argo, the Golden Fleece, and our girl Medea…

👉 canterburyfestival.co.uk/whats-on/nat...

One of our cats steals them, decapitates them, and then keeps a secret cache of heads

Marina and Peter stood together smiling

At a @greenparty.org.uk strategy event yesterday I was really pleased to meet one of our newest Green Councillors Marina Lademacher, who won her Ward from Labour last week

We are planning on winning a lot more, so join us and help make it happen join.greenparty.org.uk

I may not always agree with @insidecroydon.bsky.social but that's the point - good journalism works to question and challenge politicians, not just act as propaganda for one party or political view

it’s friday evening and now is as good a time as any to remind you all to JOIN A UNION

My wife accused me of being a crossdresser.
So I packed her things and left.

YouTube video by Eleanor Morton Irish pubs vs Scottish pubs with Craig the tourguide #eleanormorton

Scottish Pubs; the new Irish Pubs with Craig the Tourguide
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN16...

"Police boss complains about being told to deal with floppy protesters. Would rather be concentrating on hardened criminals."

It's seven years since we posted on Twitter about how kids kept coming into the library asking if we had any books about FORTNITE. We didn't back then, and we'd never heard of it so we tried asking what it was.

Leadership elections results New Leader Zack Polanski Photo of Zack Polanski REAL HOPE. REAL CHANGE. Green Party Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

Congratulations to the newly elected Leader of the Green Party of England & Wales, @zackpolanski.bsky.social

A charity is giving people money to stop homelessness - and it says it's working Providing money gives people at risk of losing their home the

Government should be doing this, not charities

Policy is always focussed on helping landlords, housebuilders, and developers when it should be helping people who are homeless or at risk of losing their home

Everyone deserves a decent place to live
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A tattooed knee, I think, featuring Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm in an apple car. Text reads: You got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here.

This tattoo, by InkedMongoose on IG, is perfect. No notes.

Digital art of a huge serpentine dragon looming over a mountain at night. Its horns creep up and intertwine like branches, several glowing orbs of light between them. It has several pairs of glowing golden eyes and gold chains hanging from its ears. Its body is covered in flowing patterns and stretches off far into the distance, fading into the night.

#Smaugust day 13 - deity

#art #dragon

establish dominance by undoing your bra, slipping it off through your sleeve, and throwing it onto the conveyor belt at the grocery store

Urban farming: The growers producing food in London London may seem an unlikely place to grow crops but farms can be found across the city.

Labour’s plan to sell off allotments is idiotic. We need to allow more people to grow food in London and make better use of the spaces we have.

For example, in Croydon we have glasshouses that have stood empty for years that could be brought back into use.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Joanne Tinker on Instagram: "Recycled chocolate foil goblets" 129 likes, 2 comments - joanne.tinker on June 27, 2025: "Recycled chocolate foil goblets".

I like Joanne Tinker's whimsical art. These chocolate foil mini goblets are visually interesting: www.instagram.com/joanne.tinke...

I mean, it's not even about the jetpacks it's about the dishonesty

I just answered my phone and all I could hear were chattering teeth - I think it was a cold caller.

Peter and colleagues stood at the Croydon Green Party stall at the pride festival

Lots of love for the @greenparty.org.uk today at @croydonpride.bsky.social for standing up for LGBT+ rights

Pride is a celebration but, at a time when human rights are under attack, it is also vital that we stand loudly and proudly against prejudice and bigotry

#Pride2025 #PrideIsAProtest

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