Cuntway Twatty

GOD I love that movie

Sometimes I get bored of thinking about sad things and being poor and I just think "I can't sleep" in some weird rhythm over and over and over.

I've been doing The Smartest Thing (online medical research to self-diagnose), and I think I might have POTS? Like a LOT of the symptoms sound familiar.

I still blame JKR for not keeping her dumb bitch mouth shut, and I blame all of you for still giving her money even after she said the worst shit.

Watching Love is Blind, and I turned to Chris and said, "If our society allowed women to wear white dresses more than just for one day in our entire lives, we wouldn't get so emotional trying them on and spend thousands on them."

I just went on a whole tirade to my husband about the House Flipper Remaster, and he was like, "You're so passionate about this". And like, sir. Of course I am:

Listen to me. If I liked Dunkin coffee, I would go get this IMMEDIATELY.

8 years ago today I had my first date with my gorgeous man, and then I drunkenly texted my best friend about it.

I FUCKING CAN'T

This team is doing a cute little photoshoot today, and his friends invited him to show up and join, since he's technically on the team, even though most of the people won't know who he is. Here is how he is dressing himself for the shoot.

A few years ago my husband almost took a different job, before backing out when his current job offered more money for him to stay. The new job would have been with several of his friends. Weirdly, the new job had already put him on a team so his email address stayed on all the team emails. Cont...

My husband just finished reading Wuthering Heights and he told me, "This isn't a romance, this is the juiciest fucking gossip about terrible people".

Fuck, give me a piece of dryer lint that is going to fight for trans rights and I will vote it in to any seat in the country. Other than that, the entire Democratic party can kiss my whole ass.

My husband is wonderful and sweet and adoring every day of the year. Today he took me to the chiropractor and bought me a smoothie and he's making ramen for dinner. I love him more than the sun.

Skyrim. The Sims. House Flipper 2. FFX.

This is genuinely insane, I clicked to see the years expecting the low part to be 70s or maybe 90s but its 2015!!!!! The entire anti trans panic is a decade old

So what are we moving to instead of Discord? And how long do we think it will take before they backtrack this decision?

The Muppet Show is back and it is exactly what this world fucking needs right now. Also Sabrina Carpenter is fucking amazing.

Just a reminder that you don't have to read ANY of those emails. Don't retrigger yourself. Protect your mental health.

12 bucks a pack? JFC, never mind.

I wonder how this tastes though. I should get some!

What do actors smoke in period pieces, and how do I get those? Because I miss smoking sometimes but I don't want to die.

No I do not want to drink my dinner with a spoon. That's fucking weird.

My soldier grandfather gave my starving grandmother chocolate and booze.

My favorite category of food is "bowl of shit".

JK Rowling is in the Epstein files. Time to smoke a cigar to her downfall.

Describe your Blusky account in a single image

I love that anytime this fabulous lady posts literally anything there's someone in the comments that feels the need to say "nuh-uh".