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That poor ball boy 😂😂😂

Completely forgot there was a Friday fixture. Yay me. #fp

🚨BREAKING🚨 Robert Jenrick has defected from Reform to the Greens.

Goodly morning!

We're gifting goals through silly errors in a way that would have been unthinkable early in the season.

This weekend we said "that's not like Rice", but we've said the same thing about Gabi, Zubi and others in recent weeks.

Is it fatigue? Pressure? Something else? #arsecastextra

Sad to lose the curling gold, and especially sad to lose it to that Canadian muppet. Good effort boys.

Fucking awful.

I wonder if that game has set records for the least distance run and fewest sprints made.

Around 3 million people work in *all* skilled trades. You can argue, given shortages, we maybe need 3.5 million. She wants 50% of 40 million adults to be trained in these jobs?!

Unfortunately I can't be arsed to actually read it.

But can someone please tell me...

How did he drill things??

That fella should refuse to cut his hair until Jim Ratcliffe pays his fucking taxes and shuts the fuck up

I appear to have suddenly become a massive fan of West Ham and Forest...

I don't know what that means, but I hope you're recovered and feeling good soon

That's just awful. Thoughts and prayers.

They could just cancel school budgets, maybe?

Probably better if future generations aren't educated.

Obviously going to be Havertz with a break-away winner. Whenever you're ready, Kai.

HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS

Hahaha, that is funny.

VAR is so fucking shit.

Why is everyone choosing to listen to Gary Neville?

ITV is not perfect, but at least they don't have Neville, so it's still infinitely preferable.

And Wrighty is a pundit.

And Dixon. Wrighty a pundit, too.

If there's an alternative to Neville, I'll always take it!

Did you know it's on itv too? No Gary Neville.

He takes a lot of shots but they're probably quite low XG.

Also, although Calafiori can pop-up anywhere, it's worth remembering that Arsenal tend to attack down the right.

Timber more likely to be linking with Saka around the box and playing cut-backs.

Got to love the "we have nothing positive to offer, but we're not as bad as them!" approach.

Once you uninstall it, it's quite easy!

Normally it's the pundits that annoy me when watching football but, tonight, by god it's painful listening to this Inter crowd.

And he makes it into Pat Nevin's combined XI...

Everyone who’s ever tried to put an unwilling toddler to bed

Top 1 mil?

Luxury.

Then I'm afraid squirrels are about to blow your mind!