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Yeah I'm tempering my expectations lol

23.10.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's also a good example of how you can have moments of comedy without undercutting the subject matter (silly though it is).

23.10.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna finish out the series. Strong first two entries.

23.10.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorority Babes is very much in a similar category to Chopping Mall or something. Had a blast with it. Tourist Trap is a real hidden gem. Sure it's ripping off everything from Texas Chainsaw to Psycho to Carrie, but it's really well done imo.

23.10.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More spooky October watches I'd recommend:

Tales from the Hood (1995)
Out of the Dark (1995)
Christine (1983) (Rewatch)
Tourist Trap (1979) (Rewatch)
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)(Rewatch)
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)
Kwaidan (1964)

23.10.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First one is pretty rough, but the two sequels are a lot of fun if you can get into the headspace to enjoy absolutely tasteless sleazy slasher trash. Probably makes more sense to watch them all, but you could get away with skipping the first one.

20.10.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May rules, great character piece. Underrated movie

20.10.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of most emotionally stirring horror films I think I've ever seen. I was also surprised to find out it's one of those movies you wouldn't imagine Ebert would fuck with but for whatever reason he totally got it.

20.10.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The adage about the left being correct but too early continues to be the defining feature of American politics.

20.10.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My main takeaway from the protests doesn't have anything to do with some larpers online are saying, but If I were this guy and that were my concern I'd be more troubled by the fact Debbie from HR has a closer worldview to the online communists he hates than him.

19.10.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do in fact feel very owned that the average democratic voter now mostly agrees with my worldview and believes yours has utterly failed

19.10.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 195    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truly ๐Ÿ˜”

19.10.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something hysterically funny about pointing out how lib winemoms have become radicalized into having more radical politics than the centrist cohort you belong to and chalking that up to a W against the left

19.10.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 670    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not planning on getting into the habit of posting a lot but I'll probably post about movies or dumb bullshit here and again

18.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my fave horror sequels of all time

18.10.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜„

18.10.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If Wheels on Meals doesn't get someone hyped idk what will.

16.10.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's such a beautiful love letter to making movies it got me tearing up at the end

16.10.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People might find the goofball comedy typical of these kinds of hong kong movies dominates the first two thirds, but I love that stuff and the action in the last half hour is so fucking good. Seeing Big Trouble in Little China as a kid primed to fall in love with this type of stuff.

16.10.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ones I would not recommend at all unless you're a masochist like me:

Screamboat (2025)
Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare (2025)
Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)
Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) (Rewatch)
Killjoy 2: Deliverance from Evil (2002)

16.10.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Boy from Hell (2004)
Slaxx (2020)
The Peacock King (1988)
The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974)
The Cat (1992)
The Black Cat (1934)
Carnival of Souls (1962) (Rewatch)

16.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spooky movies I have watched so far this season that I would recommend:

Terrifier 3 (2024)
Magic Cop (1990)
Cannibal Mukbang (2023)
Bring Her Back (2025)
Dangerous Animals (2025)
The Ugly Stepsister (2025)
Ghostwatch (1992)
One Cut of the Dead (2017)
Detention (2011)
Return of the Demon (1987)

16.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Since livingtheline seems to be one of the few publishers putting out non Ito/Umezu horror stuff I'm hoping they eventually put some of his work out as part of their smudge series.

06.09.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My real answer is Left Behind

08.02.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mandy betrayer smh

08.02.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to think IMDb had the most ridiculous rating/review culture until I saw google reviews and glimpsed into the true uncaring madness of the universe

07.02.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 139    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blue haired woke types have made getting sucked on into a Kafkaesque situation

27.04.2023 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just remembered the time my middle school crush revealed to the entire class she'd been concussed 11 separate times in her life

03.05.2023 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No

21.01.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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