Plover Cleveland

(smoke bomb explodes, a smirking Kamala emerges for the first time since the most embarrassing loss in a century)
"I was brilliant enough to know this would happen but spineless enough to do as little as I could to stop it from happening"

In my personal opinion, which is objective fact, this is not the ideal tone to bring to 1) a memorial service and 2) a discussion about the fascist takeover of our institutions

It kind of rocks to see just how bad she is at this. And she was the better option!

They fired Kristi Noem for being openly poly with Corey Lewandowski

To support the war in Iran is to disrespect the legacy of someone who did politics the right way #wearecharliekirk

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

A sanderling scurrying in front of s golden sunset

Got it. 🪶

The core of right wing governance--really the only thing it does effectively--is tormenting people

Paying six figures in student loans for the privilege of also paying a computer to Google answers for you so you don't have to. The future is here :)

There's a lot of folks who talk about Gavin Newsom as the rot in the Democratic party, and they're correct, but few figures feel as pernicious as Josh Shapiro. These power hungry centrists offer the quickest pathway towards fascist collapse under the guise of the moderate stewardship of democracy

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

Showing her curb and she's realizing too much about me

Shirtless RFK Jr. at Kid Rock's house asking "where's kid?"

RFK Jr. when he steps off the Lolita Express

Ah yes, the English, Irish and Scottish. Famously 3 cultures that have always got along really well

Facebook post from the Minnesota orchestra reading Girls don't want want flowers for Valentine's Day they want to go to the orchestra and get a little glass of wine in a sippy cup Meta AI suggestion: • Why are girls making this request?

why are girls making this request

Donkin' Dunnts meme of a bunch of major restaurant chains with surrealist spellings and grammatical mistakes.

AI ruined this genre of meme.

The Superbowl was obviously a huge win for Seattle. But it was mostly a win for me, a guy who gets a free vacation day on Wednesday because the parade is passing my office and no one wants to go to work in the midst of that chaos

#gohawks !

The Patriots losing is a symbolic victory over fascism

I maintain the Seattle Punter deserves MVP

This literally looks like an Onion article graphic lmfao

Now how can we find a way for Chuck Schumer to utilize this polling to cut taxes on the wealthy

This is such an awful way to hear I didn't get the job

The emperor has no diaper

The Grammys.

From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.co Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 12:02 PM To: Elon Musk Subject: congragulations

congragulations

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine