It’s-Time-to-Fix-the-World chestnutt71

Is it an ADHD thing that when someone says they have something the wanted to tell me, I imagine 10,468 horrible scenarios in the time it takes them to inhale and say that we should probably put paper towels on the shopping list?

23.02.2026 00:46 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

A manly-looking man in a bulletproof vest and black ball cap holding a sign that says NO Taxation without Pedophile Incarceration

Anybody got some perverts we can dump in Boston Harbor???

18.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 10 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Image of a tweet from Phyllis black Marxist @forever_noir. Says: You’re a fool to believe that America has ever been anything but this. (1/31/2026)

15.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My favorite part of the Knives Out movies is discovering that Daniel Craig is actually a great actor.

I previously figured he was limited to James Bond-y stuff.

03.02.2026 06:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do not panic, organize.

26.01.2026 00:08 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

My newest academic essay is up at the Journal of Black Sexuality and Relationships: "A Revolution (Un)Televised: On Misogynoir and the Limits of Our Imaginations"

It explores the radical potential of performance through the lens of Kendrick's 2025 Super Bowl set.

Read here:

tinyurl.com/4jyw26un

21.01.2026 19:38 — 👍 15 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Simple Sabotage Field Manual

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16.01.2026 21:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Half-halts: the semicolon of the equestrian world.

06.01.2026 19:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*FOUR times in three days.

This time it was Caesar all over MY FUCKING BEDDING!!!

FYI: Putting leftover poultry seasoning in the incense burner is apparently not an acceptable substitute for sage smudging a houses.

Why there was Caesar dressing open on my bed is a story for another day.

13.12.2025 03:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brilliant!

The more people die, the more real estate turns over!

13.12.2025 03:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Annotate it?

13.12.2025 03:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

#MorningVibe

Rise up. Like a girl.

08.12.2025 13:05 — 👍 325 🔁 149 💬 12 📌 5

And with one comment, you’ve cemented our friendship.

12.12.2025 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In three days, I have managed to spill large quantities of salad dressing on myself three times (twice ranch, once Caesar).

Whoever you are, I’m truly sorry I pissed you off, but I applaud your skills with imaginative curses.

I guess I’ll go find some sage to burn…

12.12.2025 22:23 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Regret and remorse are not magic erasers.

You made a choice and choices - good and bad - always have consequences.

10.12.2025 22:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have just realized I’m a foul-weather friend.

I’m the one you call when the shit hits the fan.

I probably won’t remember to call you on your birthday, but I will help you figure out funeral arrangements, stack sandbags, and key your ex’s car.

08.12.2025 23:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know, as a GenX, I can’t help but gloat that we had MTv when it actually showed music videos all day and all night AND we had the time at home to sit around and watch them.

We truly were blessed.

Sure, YouTube and TikTok are great, but they’re nothing compared to MTv in its heyday.

08.12.2025 04:57 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

May this infamous day be filled with sunshine, smiles, and silliness.

Let the past belong to the past and simply serve as a reminder that being better humans is accomplished simply by making good choices.

07.12.2025 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Simple Sabotage Field Manual

Just a reminder…

www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/2...

30.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Charlie Kirk supported what happened to him when it was happening to other folks.

16.09.2025 07:51 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I would like to take a moment to announce my inbox has NO unread messages.

16.09.2025 07:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0