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Painting of an older woman in Victorian times wearing an absolutely enormous, voluminous dark, long-sleeved dress with brocade material on the shoulder & an enormous white bonnet with pink bows that stands at least 2 feet above her head. She looks ridiculous. The text reads “Every time you get dressed remember: If you die, that’s your ghost outfit forever.”

The pressure! 😱 👻

#ghosts #halloween #spooky #funny

If Trump didn’t lie, he’d be unable to speak.

Well, Lee Greenwood *is* undoubtedly white-hot with the 18-34 demographic 🤣

Botox, fillers, lash extensions, silicone implants, hair extensions…

If she doesn’t eat a sandwich soon, that’s all that will be left of her.

Did they figure out why she was, judging by the look of her face, in anaphylactic shock?

Finding it really hard to believe her family was on a solid private/individual health insurance plan that was “affordable” as that simply did not exist before the ACA.

In fact, it’s the reason the ACA was signed into law.

Seriously, we were laughing so hard at this idiotic BS.

And we live in Boebert’s district— one of the reddest counties in the state!

So gorgeous (unless you’re prey)!

Today, in #MyWildlife:

Welcome to the #Colorado Trail, segment 1. We climbed 1100 feet up across roughly 2.5 miles— yep, straight up— but the view was worth it!

Last did this in 2021 & today we went further & higher in less time & a w/lower average bpm. Makes me so happy!

#hike #hiker #Fallorado

Amazon is dead to me.

We drove through Laramie a few weeks ago. I can’t even hear the town name without thinking of Matthew Shepard.

27 years later and it feels like we’re truly moving backwards.

They could put his sorry ass in Marine One for him to fly over Portland so that he could see it for himself. But they’re sure as hell not gonna.

Chimpanzee Politics Power and Sex among Apes

The book “Chimpanzee Politics” used to be suggested reading for all incoming congressional freshmen.

Most of us hide it behind human gentility, but when push comes to shove it’s important to remember that we share 98.8% of our DNA with chimps & behave quite like them.

Some more so than others!

Today, in #MyWildlife:

Every Fall in #Colorado, thousands upon thousands of male Oklahoma Brown #tarantulas leave their burrows & travel up to 20 miles to find a mate.

It’s sort of romantic to see them on the prowl. 🤷🏻‍♀️🥰

#Spiders are fascinating!

#fallorado #nature #arachnids #halloween

They could *easily* put this moron into Marine One and fly him over Portland to see “the carnage” that in no way exists.

Isn’t that what the president is supposed to do over “disaster areas?”

Why doesn’t EVERYONE in the media suggest that to this insufferable sack of shit?

My tired has a tired.

Meanwhile in the U.S. we are investing in coal to further own the Libs.

Coal is a filthy, non-renewable energy source that has been polluting our air & water since the 1700s and that kills the very people who mine it.

This is what counts as #americanexceptionalism under #Republican rule.

Why are they all so awkward?

Seriously this ghoul thinks he’s an Alpha Male Tough Guy but it appears he can’t even walk & chew through the Constitution at the same time.

Hire overpaid garbage, lose legitimacy & fans 🤷🏻‍♀️

That’s feels like a lot of hateful invective & incendiary rhetoric for <checks notes> booking an American citizen to perform at the Super Bowl.

Was she this upset when The Rolling Stones performed?

Good.

May she rot from the hate she carries within until all that remains of her is all the gender-affirming-care silicone she has paid to have placed into her body (while railing against others who do the same), her hair extensions and her legacy of abject evil.

Photo of a tiny calico cat in a kennel, lying on a white towel. Her overall coat is tortoiseshell, with one half of her face tortie and the other dark, her nose a line of tan, her eyes a bright yellowish-green.

For 6 weeks we’ve seen a tiny #cat on our critter cams. We trapped her a few days ago & took her to the vet today.

She’s feral so we aren’t the right home for her. Instead she’s going into a barn kitty program.

We wish you the best & are so happy you’re safe, Shelley. 😍

#rurallife #cats #rescue

Thank you— he is such a sweet boy too. 🥰

Thank you! He’s so stunning & also quite sweet. 🥰

Thank you! Thurston & I have been having morning coffee together for several years.

He trusts me enough to be within 8 feet & oh my would I love to pet him. But he’s a wild animal. I respect that and want him to stay wild.

Still, making eye contact & having an understanding is pretty special. 😍

A male red fox stands on a log in front of a green bush. He is mostly in profile with his upper body turned slightly to the camera. His ears are standing straight up, his huge, fluffy white-tipped tail is relaxed behind him, and his mouth is wide open, like he’s yelling. The morning sunlight is hitting his side and flank, which shine a beautiful coppery color.

Today, in #MyWildlife:

Thurston’s gorgeous Fall coat & tail have come in & he’s shouting it from the mountaintops!

#redfox #fox #coloradowildlife #wildlife #nature #animals #colorado #fallorado

DC has been telling you who he is for years. Believe him.

Ahhhhh… thank you. That was beautiful and sweet and pure and I desperately needed it. 😍

A female turkey in profile: She is 2.5 to 3 feet, beak to tail and stands about 18 -24 inches tall. She has brown, white and tan feathers on her body and wings, a bluish-grey head and red wattle that is catching the bright, late afternoon sunlight. She is caught in profile, taking a step. One foot is on the ground, the other leg is bent at a 90 degree angle. Shes walking in front of a bright green bush sprinkled with a few yellow leaves.

Today in #MyWildlife:

I’ve never known a wild turkey with more moxie than Helen.

She’s strutting that driveway like it’s Fashion Week on Nighthawk Hill.

It’s possible I need to get into town more often. 🤔

#wildturkey #turkey #bird #birds #nature #animals #colorado

Photo of a red-haired woman puckering her lips in a kiss as a male chimpanzee puckers back at her through a metal security fence. He has his little hand against the bars as does she

Thanks to her incredible work, I had the amazing chance to get to know a group of former showbiz chimpanzees at a sanctuary who had been taught & knew some sign language & who used it to communicate with me.

You know what you see when you look directly into a chimpanzee's eyes?

Us. You see us. 🥰