Nobody:
Even fewer people:
Leftists in social media: βJohn Brown would think youβre an asshole.β
@conventionugly.bsky.social
This is a space for my obnoxious political opinions, dumb jokes, Gen X reminiscing and general universal hostility toward humanity with occasional mixed media art. I pre-emptively apologize for/disavow any offense giving material. Pronouns: He/Him
Nobody:
Even fewer people:
Leftists in social media: βJohn Brown would think youβre an asshole.β
The only time Trump is telling the truth is when he wishes βall the bestβ to accused, and convicted, child predators.
09.03.2026 22:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why canβt he have the kind of dementia where he sends everyone a check for $1 million?
09.03.2026 22:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The worst thing about the war on Iran is the return of dumbass phrases: βpain at the pump,β βboots on the ground,β etc
09.03.2026 20:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The bazooka was who?
08.03.2026 20:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βThere is no such thing as abstract truth. Truth is always concrete.β
βV.I. Lenin, 2 Tactics of S-D in the Democratic Revolution
twice repeated, reversed photo shot of same woman with red headscarf. Top is less distinct close up. 2nd photo has woman upside down, photo is more distinct, shot encompasses close-up of barrel of WWI machine gun. Woman's right hand is on barrel, her right breast is exposed. both images are superimposed over patterns of black and blue rectangles, a printer test-page.
"Peace, Land and Bread" portfolio #1:
Chapaev Petka
printer collage
column of 3 Photoshop-distorted pictures of women: top, blond woman smiling and holding credit over her right shoulder; middle, smiling woman standing in front of a display of candy packages; bottom, glitching picture of sad woman with a headband, her left hand at her forehead.
"Peace, Land and Bread" portfolio #2:
Consumer Credit, Commodities, Wage Labor
printer collage
collage with 4 square box. in the center is a drawing of double doors. in the four squares are a photo of a white werewolf mask, a drawing of a US flag flying, a drawing of a lamb, and multiple drawings of an 80's style PCs pouring out of the square.
"Peace, Land and Bread" portfolio #3:
Double Doors
printer collage
collage of blurry, horizontally-oriented female figure in bikini superimposed by an incomplete drawing of a winged dragon, a drawing of a boy swimming, and the number 13.
"Peace, Land and Bread" portfolio, #4:
Dragon 13
inkjet print, colored pencils
Trump inflicted the worst damage on the Iranian regime he could imagineβdepleting their strategic reserve of underaged schoolgirls.
07.03.2026 20:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βGroups of people that were not considered for targetingβ¦β he already blew up little girls βwho *wasnβt* considered for targeting?
07.03.2026 17:17 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0When he meets with Asian leaders, heβs going to have some fresh riffs about how forks are better than chopsticks.
07.03.2026 15:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In addition, I demand restitution for the emotional & mental suffering I have, due to having images forced upon me of her fucking Corey Lewandowski in a plane, in an El Salvadoran prison camp, near a moat full of alligators, on the back of a horse, etc.
06.03.2026 20:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0collage of a background of blue angel silhouettes, 4 each hammer and sickles, USSR flag design and flying USSR flag. In the middle, a drawing of a male hand in a suit hanging up a touch tone phone.
"Peace, Land and Bread" Portfolio #5:
Historical Hang-up
printer collage
ephemeral blue line drawings of a male janitor emptying a trash bin into a trash can, two female maids working in a kitchen, and an African American man emptying a dust pan into a trash bin
"Peace, Land and Bread" portfolio #6:
Housekeeping
printer collage
collage with inverse US flag, drawing of a football player, drawings of people fighting, superimposed over a photo of a fetal lamb in an artificial womb.
"Peace Land & Bread" portfolio #7:
Lamberica
printer collage
We have weekly school shootings in this country, so we became inured to the idea of children dying en masse.
06.03.2026 19:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As a taxpayer, I demand the unredacted blooper reel of her dumbass nazi cowgirl commercials.
06.03.2026 19:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Or maybe, just maybe, they have an understanding that this kind of thing happens every couple decades, because thatβs how you βsecure Americaβs interests in the regionβ i.e. imperialism.
06.03.2026 18:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He seems stable. Quick, elect him to something.
06.03.2026 18:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Being the president & doing unconstitutional stuff, then having the SCOTUS come out with a decision saying that what youβre doing is unconstitutional, and then *continuing to do it* is pretty dang radical
06.03.2026 18:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βIran has been at war with us for 47 years.β
βWe have always been at war with Eastasia.β
βI demand unconditional surrender.β
Translation: βIβll drop a nuke on your ass.β
π― x 1000
06.03.2026 18:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Translation: βweβre running out of missiles.β
06.03.2026 18:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βBlood and treasureβ is another one. What the fuck is this, Dungeons & Dragons?
06.03.2026 03:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nobody talking about boots *in* the ground.
06.03.2026 01:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βBoots on the groundβ also implies that any territory in the world is ours, because we can occupy it. It just makes me puke.
06.03.2026 01:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Donβt say βwar,β say βmilitary operation.β
Donβt say.βinvade and occupy,β say βboots on the ground.β
I hate fucking cutesy phrases for heinous things, and everyone ends up using them.