Laura is cool, not all like, uncool

I may never receive an email with a better subject than "Rat birth control pilot program shows promise in Lincoln Park" 🐀

The spray tans have gotten out of control #rhoslc

If we are all going to die in WW3 soon anyway, maybe peacock can release RHUGT Morocco? Just a thought. Please.

The body of Christ. The blood of Christ.

They just said “The Father, The Son, and Da Bears” on the news I’m—

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

I wanna know what this bitch sees for all of us in 2025

If you see this, quote with a photo of a bridge from your gallery.

When I say I want a sandwich, I mean this

😫

If you don't realize that nothing hits harder than a glass of cool, crisp water, then you haven't found the right water yet

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
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What I’m thankful for this year.

Everyone In Family Claims To Be The Black Sheep -The Onion

Everyone In Family Claims To Be The Black Sheep
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and what about holding space for me

#RHOSLC

Outer Lake Shore Drive looking south from Foster Avenue, Chicago undated

a woman is sitting at a table with flowers and a sign that says real housewives out of context ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with flowers and a sign that says real housewives out of context

I must’ve liked the picture of Dorit smoking on like two dozen separate accounts at this point and I’m not stopping now. You get a like you get a like bam!

Without downloading any pictures, where are you at mentally?

Hang it in the Louvre honestly #RHOBH