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Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦

@captainpoppy.bsky.social

Fictional Sea Captain, raconteur and shanty slaughterer.

740 Followers  |  103 Following  |  1,095 Posts  |  Joined: 25.11.2024
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Ok its an engraving from an older well used plate likely. Ok its water damaged. But dear god its a Rembrandt van Rijn, I thrifted a Rembrandt. Has to be Captain Poppy's treasure of the month, no?

09.03.2026 15:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rolf!

09.03.2026 13:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do think this idea of wanting no "touch points" outlines perfectly the crazy sense of privilege it requires to kill off or live with a complete the lack of empathy. A world of true equality requires empathy and theres a long long way to go. Good read thanks!

09.03.2026 12:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lindsey.

09.03.2026 12:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a Canadain, it is the only American owned store I'll shop in. I will still only buy products from Canada or Mexico from them but truly a decent business who pay their people well. I hope they win.

09.03.2026 01:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Claude has a beetle in his box, he better show it.

08.03.2026 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey wait! Is her foundation Trump orange! She forgot to leave the back part of her face and neck white though.

08.03.2026 20:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gosh, wasn't his Grandad a pimp in the Yukon who fled conscription in Germany?

08.03.2026 13:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooo they got a free pen too!
Pomp and swag at the highest order. Maybe later they can all watch him rape a child. Hope the pen was worth it.

08.03.2026 13:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lol

08.03.2026 03:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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07.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or turn the water into wine. Which I approve of, even as a non believer.

07.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You beat me to it. Here's hoping.

07.03.2026 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Zero Nero

07.03.2026 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn, I kind of liked their veggie whopper. Ah well time for the Captain to move on.

07.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"An allegation of rape against President Donald Trump involving a 13-year-old girl is part of an explosive new tranche of documents released by his own Justice Department into the crimes of sex offender Jeffrey Epstein."
The Daily Beast

07.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Just gearing up for some big winning! Eggs and gas will be 1000% below zero!

07.03.2026 14:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cheers!

06.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Her tone is bright and warm enough to use as a candle light.

06.03.2026 19:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I kind of like it but I already own a maverick hybrid, which will be buried with me.

06.03.2026 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I found a great farm to shelve store, no need to turn back now, great Canadain products.

06.03.2026 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dammit! I just bought ten from a door to door salesman.... I knew there had to be some sort of angle.

06.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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06.03.2026 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Forgive me but I have be given a mission to only reply to comments in Sponge Bob gifs. By me. I give myself this mission. Because... so there.

06.03.2026 06:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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06.03.2026 06:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice also he waited until there was three guards on him before he made heros move......

05.03.2026 17:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The biggest cartel in Ecuador is the government. The USA is helping this cartel remove its competion. Why? Because the USA is now being run by a crime family who works with Daniel Noboa's crime family. But I'm a fictional Sea Captain so you'll need a better source then me.

05.03.2026 16:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0