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Captain Dolphineas Poppy

@captainpoppy.bsky.social

Fictional Sea Captain, raconteur and shanty slaughterer.

453 Followers  |  80 Following  |  580 Posts  |  Joined: 25.11.2024  |  2.4379

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I agree except for Steve the magical half unicorn half otter creature who lives in my walls and speaks only to me. He will reveal himself to you in time when you are worthy. Until then for a small price I can be your moral guide.

07.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You guys have a really bad case of the Nazis. Your going to need some excellent and rigorous pest control. Also for some reason they really like attacking children, so watch out for your kids.

06.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Release the Karen!

06.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This works for breathing as well!

06.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of Curacao ❀️.

06.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The new Nazi Jew Mystery β€œThe Mystery of the Trolling Hell”

05.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gots to build up the quiver!

04.10.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so grateful to be a Canadian. Some of my family has been here close to 250 years and some are second generation. I dearly love this country. We need to keep protecting our social programs, education and environment the best we can.

04.10.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Canadian as well.

04.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well looks like you got a bad case of Nazis. You’ll need pest control because they don’t go away on their own.

04.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The new Nazi Jew mystery. The case of the secret policeman’s face mask.

04.10.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like a clock work nazi.

04.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love this article. It describes Drumpf well
"Behold the festering carcass...."

02.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 487    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 16

The original Big Bang was the expansion of the celestial mayonnaise which all matter is made from.

26.09.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome! Was the best thing I ever did. Who ever has the most fun wins. πŸ€™

26.09.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God Damn it, I forgot to rapture!

24.09.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I enjoy that the sign makes it appear he is clapping for his own memorial.

22.09.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People were smaller in the olden days.

22.09.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear god have we all forgotten the Hawaiian and Azerbaijan conflict as well?
It was the Caspian Sea surfers that made all the headway until pipeline where the Hawaiians won a decisive surf battle. Ending the war of 1987. It’s when the USA won Turkmenistan from Canada.

22.09.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True.

21.09.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes he was. Bone spurs come down the line, lol

20.09.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So cool, I did however, read Autumn Bitch at first glance.

20.09.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah you guys got Nazis, likely your gonna need pest control at this point and wash any bed clothes they’ve been near.

20.09.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump’s Grandfather was a German pimp. You can’t make this shit up. Family trade, so yeah, pretty freakin’ likely.

20.09.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well it’s official, your living in a dictatorship.

20.09.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am Antifa

18.09.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He would routinely carry a hundred grand in a liner pocket in the necks part of his turtle necks as well.

18.09.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m not advocating ignoring it all, but remember to take time out every now and then ❀️

18.09.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1341    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 14

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