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Quick, jump on the hand grenade of stupid Josh
11.10.2025 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jesus fucking christ programmers are so stupid sometimes
11.10.2025 21:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm 100% in gold. Everything this administration does something stupid, I get richer. YOU CAN'T LOSE
11.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And also spare a thought for how many MILLENNIA of developer time has been wasted by yaml and it's stupid fucking indentation sensitive bullshit. FUCK ME DEAD
11.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want everybody to stop and think about how many CENTURIES of developer time has been wasted by the hanging ',' at the end of JSON arrays. I'm here defining an AVRO schema in JSON and every fucking time it's like "oh no I shit my pants, help" and it's just a lone ',' poor computer can't handle it
11.10.2025 21:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's it. I broke the AI. We can all go home now.
11.10.2025 15:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0REQUEST DENIED
11.10.2025 12:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Adding to this that they should also do all work inside the metaverse, preferably on some sort of blockchain.
10.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
09.10.2025 23:35 — 👍 7255 🔁 2031 💬 190 📌 207Whatever this is, it’s fabulous, and I’m sold.
08.10.2025 23:18 — 👍 45 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 1Do you want to hear the most annoying noise in the world?
07.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Will these games be on Mars?
07.10.2025 13:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
www.trumpactiontracker.info is a great way to track the growing authoritarianism!
06.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Buy gold. I did.
07.10.2025 03:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jesus Christ Don't
06.10.2025 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles
06.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 1105 🔁 240 💬 21 📌 15the outsiders game studio is closing after 10 years because of funcom layoffs
06.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 428 🔁 116 💬 71 📌 41Excuse me. I'm just advancing my goals towards super intelligence.
05.10.2025 21:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You what else will be all over the Super Bowl? Her face.
05.10.2025 12:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Grab your sharpies! It's time to draw dicks
04.10.2025 01:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I simply believe in one god less.
04.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hold on to your neckbeard
03.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0u old
03.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Director of Slop, Trash and Excrement.
03.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like our fast vulnerability turn around time?
what if... you voted for us in this years Golden Joystick Awards?!
www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoysti...
I pushed the latest version of my venerable Vector/Matrix library, "VL", to github:
github.com/andrewwillmo...
Lots of other such libraries out there of course, but one thing going for this one (IMHO) is its low include overhead, due to not having the entire implementation in the header files.
Unity security vulnerability found: update your game builds.
discussions.unity.com/t/unity-plat...
maybe hire some virgin ai actors too
03.10.2025 01:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0