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Multiplayer expert. Founder of Network Next, Más Bandwidth and Space Game LLC. Check out my latest articles at https://mas-bandwidth.com

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Post image 11.10.2025 23:54 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Quick, jump on the hand grenade of stupid Josh

11.10.2025 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus fucking christ programmers are so stupid sometimes

11.10.2025 21:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm 100% in gold. Everything this administration does something stupid, I get richer. YOU CAN'T LOSE

11.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And also spare a thought for how many MILLENNIA of developer time has been wasted by yaml and it's stupid fucking indentation sensitive bullshit. FUCK ME DEAD

11.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want everybody to stop and think about how many CENTURIES of developer time has been wasted by the hanging ',' at the end of JSON arrays. I'm here defining an AVRO schema in JSON and every fucking time it's like "oh no I shit my pants, help" and it's just a lone ',' poor computer can't handle it

11.10.2025 21:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That's it. I broke the AI. We can all go home now.

11.10.2025 15:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

REQUEST DENIED

11.10.2025 12:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Adding to this that they should also do all work inside the metaverse, preferably on some sort of blockchain.

10.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

09.10.2025 23:35 — 👍 7255    🔁 2031    💬 190    📌 207
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Whatever this is, it’s fabulous, and I’m sold.

08.10.2025 23:18 — 👍 45    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 1

Do you want to hear the most annoying noise in the world?

07.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Will these games be on Mars?

07.10.2025 13:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

06.10.2025 22:03 — 👍 15471    🔁 5277    💬 130    📌 799

www.trumpactiontracker.info is a great way to track the growing authoritarianism!

06.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Buy gold. I did.

07.10.2025 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus Christ Don't

06.10.2025 22:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles

06.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 1105    🔁 240    💬 21    📌 15
the outsiders game studio is closing after 10 years because of funcom layoffs

the outsiders game studio is closing after 10 years because of funcom layoffs

06.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 428    🔁 116    💬 71    📌 41

Excuse me. I'm just advancing my goals towards super intelligence.

05.10.2025 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You what else will be all over the Super Bowl? Her face.

05.10.2025 12:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Grab your sharpies! It's time to draw dicks

04.10.2025 01:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I simply believe in one god less.

04.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hold on to your neckbeard

03.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

u old

03.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Director of Slop, Trash and Excrement.

03.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like our fast vulnerability turn around time?

what if... you voted for us in this years Golden Joystick Awards?!

www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoysti...

03.10.2025 15:15 — 👍 51    🔁 15    💬 4    📌 0

I pushed the latest version of my venerable Vector/Matrix library, "VL", to github:
github.com/andrewwillmo...

Lots of other such libraries out there of course, but one thing going for this one (IMHO) is its low include overhead, due to not having the entire implementation in the header files.

03.10.2025 12:25 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
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Unity Platform Protection: Take Immediate Action to Protect Your Games and Apps An important message A security vulnerability was identified that affects games and applications built on Unity versions 2017.1 and later for Android, Windows, Linux, and macOS operating systems. Ther...

Unity security vulnerability found: update your game builds.

discussions.unity.com/t/unity-plat...

03.10.2025 09:53 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

maybe hire some virgin ai actors too

03.10.2025 01:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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