Governor

Nah mate, #4…

If, as an adventure, you get ripped off or double crossed by a town dignitary do you not need a sort of trade Union to complain to. A powerful organisation with far too much gold who could then suggest its members withhold services…

Morning Zan,

Chores chores and more chores…oh and continuing to wait for the baby. Due day is today, induction booked for Monday.

Blunt, but I appreciate your honesty 😂

I’m not trying to get published, just to be better.

As a best selling author (great work!! not an easy thing to achieve and shows you’re clearly at the top of your game) would you cast your literary eye over some of my work?

Claire, how do determine when it is good?

When I right, I’m just glad to get to the end and say, that’ll do…

See, over time, I’d lost my sense of “me”,
As one by one the strings that held my heart
Were cut, and ripped away, so violently,
It left me broken, battered, torn apart.

So what remains of my heart is my own,
To love myself until it’s fully grown.

The pieces, though not whole, are mine to wield,
And shape a shield around my shattered heart,
Protecting me as I begin to heal,
So my rejuvenation then, can start,

Heart is where the healing is…

I cannot give my heart complete to thee,
Because complete is what my heart is not,
It is but fragments gifted unto me,
By others who have not myself forgot.

Hi Claire,
I’m none of those things, but I am an occasional poet.

Hope you’re having a glorious Wednesday!

Hi, I’m G, “a bright boy, but is lazy and presents poorly constructed written work”

It’s been said before, but, the greatest trick the political classes have ever played is to convince the working classes that people with nothing are the cause of our problems.

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And doesn’t it feel good to be alive?!

Albeit with 1hp…quick, superior healing potion.

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She lives!! She liiiiiivvvvveessss!!!!!

…it’s ok you’ve got one more try…

Bad punctuation, ‘til Christmas.

Assume their child*
They’re over reacting*

I assume they do more classes per day than just maths? It’s not like they’re in that classroom from first period to last. I assume your child is able to regulate their toileting to go before class, or hold it to go after?

Forgive me, but I feel you’re over reacting.

I mean other caffeinated beverages are available of course.

Roll a death saving throw…

Thank you. She wanted four, I have provided. Now I can be left in peace and put out to pasture.

…yes, absolutely, but don’t you wish that they’d kept the gift receipt? 😂😉

However, I am eternally grateful for the lives I have been gifted. Three incredibly bright little people that carry half of my chromosomes with a fourth due any day now.

I need to know if there were other free urinals before I pass judgement on someone using the one next to me. There are unwritten urinal occupancy rules after all.

And coffee? It goes well with st least two of the above…

I suppose which ever way you position it it’s a loss. I’ve either got to live in a medieval age with fantastical monsters to kill and political nonsense, or I’m an uneducated man living in modern times. I doubt Gerald could create a Bluesky account.

I’ll stick to Diablo for the wanton bloodlust and Factorio for the peaceful interplanetary escapism 😁

Lots of happy people have made a few quid off the back of various crypto assets surging following Trump’s victory…

…I guess it’s the same way Hitler did wonders for the German motor vehicle industry.

Yeah…but what if I could be Geralt?

Oh I don’t know, I’ve met myself. Some other people are way cooler…

I haven’t even played Elden Ring because Dark Souls scared me off games I lack the skill and patience to win first, or second time, of trying.