when you’re dainty
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when you’re dainty
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in my dreams i am mighty
04.03.2026 14:05 — 👍 48 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
never underestimate the appeal of a perfectly spherical head.
no ears to cut down on wind resistance.
what’s your poison?
03.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the towel is angry
28.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
i can be your angel // or your devil
27.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me, watching the waiter bring out your meal first, even though i clearly ordered before you
26.02.2026 15:24 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ever feel like you’re being watched?
25.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
me and my psychiatrist, working on my boundaries
25.02.2026 14:20 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
step off bro
24.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO KNOCK?!?
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the council of elders will decide your fate
21.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
it’s dangerous to go alone, take this
20.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 27 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
busted
21.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
it’s dangerous to go alone, take this
20.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 27 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
how your email finds me
19.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
need a wristwatch like this
17.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my emotions
17.02.2026 13:11 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“That sign can't stop me because I can't read!"
16.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
his greed sickens me
15.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 62 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0yeh hat is $25. the $50 is on top of that. insane.
14.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no idea.
14.02.2026 14:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0looked into buying myself that hat and P&H to australia is $50 lol
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i got that shit on
14.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thanks fella
14.02.2026 13:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@andrewschlecht.bsky.social please confirm your buddy has great taste in music?
14.02.2026 13:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0perhaps
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world’s colliding! alex from the slam n jam pod wearing a hat from one of my favourite metal bands
14.02.2026 13:14 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
full of soup
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