wilf

tummy tuesday

now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a lab

it’s called fashion, sweetie

his ass ain’t typing

if i was on that bridge it wouldn’t have gone down like that

please clap

rodney chat?

i’m to cute to have to leave and find another social media network

POV you tried to close the door to the bathroom

listening to the one album that dropped today

jake 👑 ❤️

he saved you a seat

she’s flowering!!! 🌺

omw to steal yo gal

it’s dangerous to go alone. take these.

sliding into her DMs like:

1 minute late with his breakfast

what do you mean smile? i am smiling!!!

jake’s favourite show is on

this isn’t going well. my date hates me.

gang

when my nikola jokic spongebobs arrive it’s over for the rest of you

you may not like it but this is what peak ursine performance looks like

there is no cat in this image

sproing

thinking my silly little thoughts

i’ll dry my feet on him next time

pay up b

this is the mat i bought so i could dry myself without wetting the bathroom floor. every time i shower i get out to find jake has claimed it.

who is this diva?