Brett Nicholson

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Those last few morning minutes in the car where my reptile brain recoils in violent anger from the notion of clocking in for another day at the fuck factory.

I think they have far uglier end games in their tiny heads.

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FRIDAY!

Which means… I only have today and four more consecutive days at work before “weekend.”

Irony remains underrated.

#ScriptSky #FirstPageFriday

Burped out a silly page #BigBox so I'm going to beat the "rush" (oh, how I laugh...) for #FunPageFriday:

I mean, DUH.

😍

Yeah, re-watched KISS KISS BANG BANG again.

Will probably do that again way sooner than most folks would expect.

There are all kinds of ways to fight #MAGA, #Republicans, and #facism.

#ResistTrump #resistance #ResistFascism #orlando #lgbtqcommunity #lgtbqia

Given that I am already writing a thing that is basically autobiographical about this stupid day gig... there's a high probability this will wind up in there.

No Kings. No Tyranny. Still valid revolutionary advice from Thomas Paine

open.substack.com/pub/steady/p...

Any day where I can look back and honestly say "yeah, I have a better handle on [that story] than I did yesterday."

Sometimes that means a pile of pages. Sometimes a few good paragraphs. Sometimes a good line. Sometimes some clear thoughts & ideas. Sometimes it's a lot of beer talking.

It varies.

Impenetrable security here.

Multiple folks I follow have remarked about some new uptick.

Elsewhere, I mean. Here it remains tumbleweeds and tedium.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket .

I've seen multiple posts talking about some recent new big influx of X refugees ("#xfugees"?).

The CEO did *NOT* in fact visit our store. Apparently he flew unvisited another nearby store that as the #1 ranked location on a recent metric, then hopped back on the corporate jet and whizzed back to wherever.

But by god I had some fun today faux-hyping the imminent visitation from on high.

Share his shame‼️🤬

I’m in Katy TX.

Your update does not improve my situation.

🤣

The excitement is reaching near- riot levels.

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Company CEO is scheduled to pop in today.

The excitement is palpable.

Palp me. I dare ya.

Trump found another $20 BILLION to give to Argentina, totaling their bailout to $40 BILLION.

Yet we can’t afford to prevent millions of Americans from losing their healthcare.

Shame.

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That thing when you accidentally click on the wrong video in your Youtube sidebar and now you are they're suggesting every whacked out freaky science conspiracy video imaginable...

WE GOT IBISessessses

Ibissum? Ibii??

#Birds

YouTube video by Chris Stapleton - Topic Might As Well Get Stoned

Lunchtime shout along

youtu.be/A9CZoqFuNGM?...

I’m not good at sharing laurels and praise— it always makes me feel slimy and creepy.

But in the quiet moments late at night when the world and mood turn dark… it’s fun to have a pile of shiny things I can look at and not hate everything.

“If you sprinkle a little salt and pepper on your scrambled eggs, they’ll be far more flavorful!”

Wow. Thanks, perfesser.

a man in a blue shirt and tie is making a funny face while sitting in a car . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is making a funny face while sitting in a car .

If you hang around long enough, you get to enjoy that weird feeling of folks serving up long accepted near-universally understood bits of “wisdom” served up like it’s new and insightful.

Apply this to whatever field of interest you like— it holds as true. 🤣

Here goes Wednesday. Yahoo.

I know I could get into trouble for posting the Antifa battle flag, but I'm gonna do it anyway.