Brett Nicholson

It ain’t getting cheaper anytime soon.

Might be a good idea to top off your vehicles and gas tanks while you can, kids.

Just saying.

And... The Wife rushes off to buy expensive stuff to expand the project and acts surprised when I get frustrated that her expansion (again) makes some of my recent work totally pointless and will now have to be removed to accommodate her newest changes.

I will always always opt for generic Plopcihoodidoo™.

"Ask your doctor if Ploocihoopdidoo is right for you!"

Isn't that... kinda sorta why she went to medical school and is billing me hundreds of dollars to tell me "yeah, you're right. You have the flu"?

Weird. It's almost as if the entire US med/pharm thing is totally out of whack.

So you can details of an FAQ. Concepts of a plan.

One of the younger co-workers was making a lighthearted slightly cynical comment about current geo-politics an d I had to step int o offer a correction:

"No-- WHITE people are called 'freedom fighters' when they do that. Only BROWN people are 'murder crazed terrorists'. Stay on script."

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I'm always left thinking "ya know... I think I'll just take two aspirin."

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Ignore. Just subtweeting at myself.

...followed by 50 seconds of warning about how "Plopcihoodidoo" (whatever) might cause your bowels to fail explosively and your saliva glands to erupt and your nostrils to hallucinate and make you a danger if you attempt to pilot a Zeppelin and should not be taken by mice or bicycle messengers.

Gotta love those video ads for exciting new pharmaceuticals where you get some grinning idiot on a sunny porch while we hear an AI voice explain for 10 seconds how new wonder drug "Plopcihoopdidoo" (whatever) can help with all your symptoms ...

Is there a “Nobel Prize for Paste Eating Stupidity”?

Cuz I have a nominee.

A strong nominee.

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Oh.

I thought this was re: the FAQ and I checked my mail.

This seems worthy of notice and concern. 😳

My exact thought. I've watched a lot of folks cover WGFA and that is easily-- far and away-- the best and most Moon-like version I've ever heard.

Made me wanna scream and smash stuff.

In a good way. ✊

I wish I had some pie right about now.

YouTube video by Drumeo Chad Smith Steps Into Keith Moon’s Chaos — And Nails It

This sound makes me happy.

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Make America White Again. That's what it's always been about.

Why the USA can't afford anything.

Probably among my top ten most used movie quotes.

1910 Women could wear pants 1920 White women could vote 1963 Women gained equal paid rights (sort of) 1965 Black women could vote 19 69 Women were allowed to initiate divorce 1972 Women could get birth control, without a man 1973 Women could choose to get an abortion, legally 1974 Women could buy a home, without a man 1988 Women could own their own business, without Nomesticial protection agains 2022 Women lost the constitutional right to abortion

Strong reminder: women have not been independent for as long as some folks would like you to believe. We’ve lost rights that we never should have lost.

🤷🏼

This is good.

Well, the flooring in the laundry room is now complete.

Last weekend was the drywall.

Tomorrow is trim and caulk.

I'm tired already again still all over.

My kids are still rattled by WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE, but say they love it.

Jennifer Runyon in Ghostbusters

oh no, Jennifer Runyon died. most of genX had a crush on her.

When Matt’s right he’s right

This is the tsa line at iah currently.